haha new muse idek help, I usually play elves

[widernotshorter]

Lass, I'm not quite sure what it is you're thinkin' but I can promise you that it won't turn out well. You're used to plain' elves, not dwarves. And as fond of us as ya are, I'm not sure you'll be able to... speak for me as well as you would an elf.

[But Balin!]

You know I'm right, lass. How many elves have you spoken for an how many dwarves?

[Well...]

Precisely.