Mun is not buying muse's bullshit AT. ALL.

[evilhandissues]

Contrary to what you might think about men -


I'm not all men.

Unlike the rest of the guys I know. [Angel, Spike, Angel, Spike. Angel, Spike. Spangel.] I don't think about women all the time.

[Lindsey what.]

That's right. So you should stop writing Darla and I together [How is that even a thing?] because I don't think about her all the time. And I don't think about Eve all the time. I have other things that I do.

Other things I want to do.

Also this isn't me beinG loud. I'm not loud. You're just not doing your job right.

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[charcoal_and_chalk]

Right, Mun and I totally believe that. [Trin's going to sit back and giggle, and Lindsey do ignore the charcoal smudges, she's still working on some art and yeah, she's the kind that tends to wear more than she gets on the paper.]

[evilhandissues]

It's the truth.

[charcoal_and_chalk]

You are weird then. Because most guys I know... Are thinking about women, or entertaining women. [She needs to stop hanging out with male strippers]

[evilhandissues]

...That's right. [slightly defensive. more then slightly.] I'm different.

[charcoal_and_chalk]

[She giggles a little] Hey considering you haven't thrown me down yet I'll agree. Though, wouldn't mind using you as a sketch model some time.

[evilhandissues]

...A what?

[He shakes his head] I don't hurt ...women no. I don't do that. [a model?]

You're an artist.

[charcoal_and_chalk]

[And here's more giggles] I was before the whole... once a month kitten bit.

[Was that a purr?]

I promise if you agree it would stay tasteful.

[oohlalagirl]

Well, you're part right. You're not like all men.

[evilhandissues]

[Oh. there goes his heart.]

In another time. I was better maybe.

[oohlalagirl]

I can't imagine that. You seem pretty princely to me.

[evilhandissues]

[Princely?

He staggers for a moment, mentally struck before he smiles]

...You haven't met many other guys. There are a lot better ones then me.

[oohlalagirl]

Dr. Gangle was nice to me, but he couldn't love me as more than a co-worker. No one could...was allowed to.

You've never treated me as anyone other than a girl...I appreciate it.

[evilhandissues]

[Lindsey's only response is to take her hands.]

You seem like you need someone to really care for you. Not...take care of you.

[oohlalagirl]

Is there a difference?

[Meg's head tilted as he took her hands. She was far from sheltered, but there were some things that she just didn't understand.]

[pinball_reset]

Darla, huh?

You got any other ladies I should know 'bout?

[Ava, stop. You weren't with him, he was just with your best friend. Let it go.]

[evilhandissues]

[His smile is very, very thin.] Darla is a woman...that my company kidnapped, held hostage against her will, and forced to do our bidding. She got sick, and they tried to write her off. I saved her, by arranging her ...becoming a vampire.

[He swallows] She killed every single person I worked with before she left me.

[His hands trace his wrists. He remembers her. Oh yes.]

[pinball_reset]

That so?

And yet you ask me to trust you with my friend. A friend that if I found out you hurt, I'd be shootin' you in the chest and watchin' you bleed out and die a very painful death.

[evilhandissues]

[Lindsey's brow sets] Don't pretend you understand what Darla was to me. Or what Sookie and I had.

[He does say had.] I tried to do the gentlemanly thing. I hope she's happy. I hope she's found someone ... [his throat works] that makes her happy.

[pinball_reset]

Oh honey, she's gone on so many dates since you've been gone. Girl as pretty as that, she gets 'round.

[Okay, so she only knew of one or two, but still...]

I think she's interested in that car though.

[evilhandissues]

I'm not thinking about her. Or any woman. So good for her. I'm glad she's happy. And you're obviously still with someone so. congratulations.

[The most forced statement ever.]

What do you mean car.

[pinball_reset]

Mm. The same man I'mma marry.

[She can't help a slow grin.]

That car that's on the island. The one that's human right now...Kitt, I think his name is. They seem real cute together.

[wordaday]

[Ugh, lets clean up after this mess.]

Why don't you just take a deep breath, honey? No use getting mad at something like this.

[evilhandissues]

[He is having a terrible terrible night Sookie. So bad that he just pulls at her arm for a moment before wrapping himself around her.]

I miss you.

[wordaday]

[Luck thing he caved first for that embrace, because she was seconds away from throwing herself at him but scared he didn't want it.

Sookie nestles her head in the crook of his neck, basking in the pure feel of his skin on hers. She's needed this.]

I miss you too.

[All of it, she misses. How he smells, the way he kisses, his warmth next to her when she fell asleep. There's a big, ragged, Lindsey shaped hole in her heart, and she just can't fill it with those memories anymore.]

[evilhandissues]

[His hand slides to her middle, regretfully, before he pulls her close to him.]

Ava's right. I am bad for you and I hope you and the car are happy but bein' married to a car sounds really really hard.

[He sniffs]