mun makes lost jokes and is a jerk. news at eleven. SPOILERS FOR 3X06 LIKELY

[undealt]

Say "but he makes really great eggs" one more time, dearie.

We'll see how far it gets you.

Comments

[domesticapproach]

Probably all the way. [ SNIRK ]

[undealt]

It's not that clever of a joke, my dear.

[Muns who make reference jokes are the worst muns. Take note.]

[baes]

Papa. [ you're threatening people again. do you see this disappoint face. ]

[undealt]

[NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE.]

There's nothing amusing about my history with Pan. [It's tears and sorrow and apparently him knowing how he takes his eggs. He is totally justified this time, Bae.

J U S T I F I E D.]

[baes]

[ no, papa, it doesn't work like that ok. 8'| ]

That doesn't mean you should threaten your writer.

[undealt]

It would be one thing if I could actually follow through with it. Sadly, it's merely idle thought. [she needs 2 stop.] Nothing to concern yourself over.

[really, bae. really.]

[unhand]

We're working on saving Henry and your son and you're busy eating eggs with the enemy?

[undealt]

Indeed. And later, I plan on having tea with Felix.

[This is sarcasm in case you can't read the warning label, Hook.]

[swandives]

Do I even want to know?

[undealt]

Pan apparently gets very creative when he's desperate.

[he doesn't want to talk about how he almost made out with Pan's shadow.]

[swandives]

Creative... with eggs?

[ she's a new level of lost here. ]

[badappled]

We get deepest darkest truths and you get ... eggs.

[swandives]

I think we got gypped.

[badappled]

That's okay. Let him have his eggs. We're that much closer to Henry.

[undealt]

[Echo Cave has NOTHING on Pan being a sketchy little jerk.]

Well, the next time Pan feels like being a generous host, I'll direct him to you lot.

[And you can punch him in the face when he starts saying how fertile all the women in the group look. REALLY PAN.]

[badappled]

[Snow's just glad Pan's focused his creepy manipulation and inappropriate-close-talking tactics everywhere but her and David, cause she wants none of that.]

Don't you think you'd stand a better chance against him if you weren't alone?

[morethan20]

What does him making you breakfast have to do with... [ Uh. You know, anything. ] Is he playing host? Or perhaps House?

[undealt]

Nothing Pan does is required to make sense by any stretch of the imagination. I'm sure he believes that's part of his charm.

[so much hate.]

[morethan20]

Of course it does. Everything is a game to him. That's why adults so rarely, if ever, are brought to Neverland. They can't understand the way to play, anymore than a child knows how to be an adult.

[ Defensive of the demon child? Well yeah, a bit. ]

in which pan is a jerk

[believersheart]

You didn't enjoy them...?

THE SOUND I MADE

[undealt]

[he lost his appetite when you mentioned eggs and "your girlfriend sure looks fertile" in the same conversation.

ALSO WHY.]

Not as much as I'm going to enjoy ending this. [broken record, party of rumplestiltskin.]

AHAHAHA

[believersheart]

It isn't really much of an end if you die.

[lucency]

- Domesticity in Neverland?

[ um. ]

[undealt]

[IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.]

Pan's been getting creative with his mind games.

[lucency]

With - eggs?

[ yeah because cooking is so creative

is that why there's a whole channel devoted to it because that still kind of confuses her ]

What's Pan doing making you comfort food, anyway?