Canon is Pacific Rim - Mun has no idea what he's doing...

[derro]

Well, that's bloody charming. Couldn't think of a stereotype for a username so you went for insulting, mate?

Just what I'd expect from a bloody Brit. At least none of these yanks'll get it. Still, I guess I can't complain about everything. You made me look good, at least.

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[needsakickintheass]

Pretty boy.

[derro]

Still get more ladies than you, laddo.

[needsakickintheass]

Ya' sound so sure of that.

[derro]

Probably because I am, Charlie-boy.

[needsakickintheass]

Don't call me that.

It's Chuck.

And yeah, no, it's not bloody true.

[dangersrighthand]

[Cue a nearly inhuman squeal from this guy's mun when she realizes who the face claim is. And cue Yancy flinching at said squeal.]

Ow.

[derro]

What's up with you, mate?

[dangersrighthand]

My mun's giving me a headache that's all.

[Shrug.]

[derro]

Pity for ya, mate. You can just ignore her. Not like you're drifting.

[dangersrighthand]

I'm kind of mad at her anywy, so that's what I've been doing since last night. But Jesus is she loud.

[derpmcnerd]

He sure did.

[ THAT WAS NOT WHAT SHE INTENDED TO SAY!

Do you like flustered kiwi, Scott? It seems to be what's on the menu tonight. ]

I mean... No, I didn't mean- - but that's not to say you're not... I'll just stop now.

[derro]

Aw, nah. Continue. I don't mind.

Especially when it comes from a beautiful mouth like yours.

[derpmcnerd]

[ What, did he just say... what? ]

Er...

[ That's not actually a word, Filmore. ]

Thank you?

[derro]

Too much?

[Takes a subtle step closer.]

...Not enough? There's plenty I could compliment, darlin'.

[derpmcnerd]

No, I'm... I'm good.

[ More compliments will likely shut down what little brain functions she has left. ]

And it's, uh... Filly.

[ Though darlin' kind of has a nicer ring to it, actually. ]

[scissured]

Scott.

[derro]

Angie.

[scissured]

So what trouble have you gotten yourself into this time?

Besides insulting your nephew, my son and acting like you're even younger than he is?

[derro]

I haven't gotten myself into anything.

[scissured]

I feel like there should be a yet, tacked onto the end of that.

[upgraded]

Sorry. I'll get back to you on that in a moment. Still too busy laughing.

[derro]

If you've got something to say, mate...

[upgraded]

Well, see, I used to be pretty big on D&D and if you think your name is bad in Aussie terms, you should look it up in Dice Nerd terms.

[derro]

Mate, you don't seem to understand, so I'll spell it out for ya.

I'm not run-down. I'm not derro. That's why it's a bloody insult.

[upgraded]

You sure, mate?

You are looking a mite like you could use some extra sleep. And I've got a strong feeling in my probation officer saw you, he would have you on the watch list.