[forever homeless] canon: FFXIV:ARR

[illfated_tek]

[Sup, DM! There might be an absolute beauty of an unmanned Magitek Reaper stomping around, the machine seemingly looking for something, or someone as it goes - whirring and bleeping every now and again before stomping in another direction.

Is the floor shaking? Ohyes. A good 10+ tonnes of Imperial steel, carbon, and glorious, beautiful, magnificent gatling guns and magitek cannons dashes upto your character, lowering slightly - steam escaping it before it bleeps a rather different bleep than usual.

Is it going to blow you up?
Is it going to stamp on your head?
WHAT DO.]

Comments

1/2 OMG

[duskwight]

[ Oh gods. Oh no. This is terrible. It's a giant, terrifying- ]

2/2

[duskwight]

[ -BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER! ]

Maggie! You're here! Stomping all over the whole internet! So clever!

I had toooo

[illfated_tek]

[DESIGNATED OWNER NUMBER FOUR.
WHERE IS THE GIGANTIC PINK SPARKLY LOVE HEARTS CANNON.

BECAUSE MAGGIE TOTALLY NEEDS THAT MODIFICATION Y'KNOW. Instead, you'll have to deal with a combination of bleeps and bloops which just scream pure mechanical happiness. No, Maggie doesn't give a damn you blew her up twice and wedge did once IT'S YOU. DESIGNATED OWNER NUMBER FOUUUUUUUUUR. ♥]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST

[duskwight]

[ DOES THE ECHO GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE OF BLOOP? PROBABLY NOT. SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT ANYWAY. What's a few explosions between BEST FRIENDS EVER?

...they will need to talk to Cid about a sparkly hearts cannon. It should light up and everything. ]

You got here okay, right? Nobody try to shoot at you or steal you? No big arms coming out of the walls?

[warring_triad]

What the-? You're not one of my models... and yet, you have my fingerprints all over you... Interesting...

[sunfae]

[ The scholar blinked his eyes owlishly once he saw the magitek armor stomping about. ]

Maggie?

[ He blinked his eyes again. ]

How in the Seven Hells did you get here?