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dear_mun2013-08-25 10:57 pm
cantbewalled) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-25 10:57 pm
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Mun is getting too absorbed in history books lately
What the hell have you been doing? The book may talk about my amazing history and how much ass I kicked back when Old Fritz was around, but it can't possibly be better than the real thing. You're getting fifth hand information and depriving yourself of knowledge from the source! That's like asking England to teach you French cuisine! [He's pleased with the interest, but come on! It's like a backhanded compliment to not even bother to come to him first.]
And it's a book about me, so why the hell do you keep going back to read the chapters about Brandenburg? You've never even met him. [He's not pouting, obviously not. This is all kinds of wrong. His mun, his history, attention should be on him!] If you're going to read it, get to the good parts like how I beat Austria's face into the dirt three wars in a row.
[Not listening? Fine, a different tactic. He's not an ace strategist for nothing.]
I know I'm so amazing you can't tear yourself away from knowing all about me, but it doesn't give you the right to slack off everywhere else. I don't put up with lazy procrastinating bums. [Unless it's himself when he wants to. Shut up, it's not the same thing.] So let's get back to all those people who are dying for my attention--even if they should be happy to be hanging on my last words, it's too cruel to make them wait like that. We need to finish my little chick's hat for the Back-bal-naval thing anyway.
And it's a book about me, so why the hell do you keep going back to read the chapters about Brandenburg? You've never even met him. [He's not pouting, obviously not. This is all kinds of wrong. His mun, his history, attention should be on him!] If you're going to read it, get to the good parts like how I beat Austria's face into the dirt three wars in a row.
[Not listening? Fine, a different tactic. He's not an ace strategist for nothing.]
I know I'm so amazing you can't tear yourself away from knowing all about me, but it doesn't give you the right to slack off everywhere else. I don't put up with lazy procrastinating bums. [Unless it's himself when he wants to. Shut up, it's not the same thing.] So let's get back to all those people who are dying for my attention--even if they should be happy to be hanging on my last words, it's too cruel to make them wait like that. We need to finish my little chick's hat for the Back-bal-naval thing anyway.
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[PRIORITIIIES!! Or... Something like that. Maybe he simply agrees to the rest of your words, but who knows...]