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canon is At World's End

Let's just get one little itty bitty thing straight, shall we?

There is only one Gary King. And you really ought to see things more than once before you dive head straight on into something like this, yeah?

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. Just drink more! S' a great fucking idea. Just no games with robots. Er. Uh. Blanks. Right. And go see the movie again.

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[oh.

my.

God.

No.

No. no. No. No nono]

...You.

reek.

[Says the cop.]

I do not. [ indignant at first. ]

I took a shower. Yesterday I think. [ guess who's raising his arm to smell underneath it. ] Phew, might be right there, actually. Maybe it was a few days ago. [ wow is he sweating out alcohol? is that a thing that happens? ]

A week at most though, I promise.

[Oh my god. And he looks - like they could be related and...and...

He grimaces. Danny's going to be pissed when Sgt. Angel has taken a huge step backward]

Have a little pride man. I mean for f- There are children here. And women.

[ doesn't he just seem slightly, a little itty bit familiar? 'cause Gary is thinking you do. and is getting up near you, next to you.

it would appear his blood is probably approximately 5% alcohol by volume ]

Do I know you, mate? Did I go to school with you or somethin'? You really do look weirdly, ah, hm. Weird. Like I should recognize you. But I'll be honest, I have no fuckin' clue who you are.

[Nick is just going to inch away. One well polished shoe in front of the other but.

It's important to be proper.]

...I doubt it. [His smile is thin.] sergeant Nicholas Angel. Metro PD.

[He extends a gloved hand. Glad he's wearing gloves.] London originally.

[ pfffffft that's got to be the most boring thing he's ever heard of. being proper. pffffffffft. ]

Police, eh? [ oh, shit, uh. yes. right, well. then. he's going to sort of straighten up just a bit, try not to seem so intoxicated. ] Peter Page. Y'never been to Newton Haven, then?

[His mouth opens and closes and an eyebrow goes up. Slowly. You can see it moving. Really dude? Really.]

Mr. Page.

I'm afraid I haven't. I'm currently stationed in Sanford. [Although you've gotta wonder, it might be closer then you think.] Nice small town then?

[He does look mildly annoyed. It's a flicker.]

[ look at 'im, being all a proper member of society and shit. not that he's got the beast to worry about, but still, it helps to have a bloke's name to give. ]

I see, yeah, Sanford, nice place, right? Nice, yeah, I'm sure. Don't live there anymore, grew up there, though, was wondering if that's where I knew y'from.

Seem like a good bloke though. [ you're getting a pat on the back. ] Tell you what, if you're ever in the mood for a pint, you can come and see me, right? We'll tear up the old town, whaddya say?

[He winces. a lot at the touch.] Yeah. I don't - drink pints. [Often, but that's neither here nor there] I'm a big fan of wine coolers.

Wine coolers?

[ if anything was worse than ordering fucking water. You're just getting a disgusted look forever, mate. ]

...Degree of class and civility. [What. WHAT.]

Although I can...I have gotten a little wild.

More like...ass and...femininity. [ PPFFFFFFFFT OH SNAP HE CAME UP WITH THAT ALL ON HIS OWN. ]

Wild eh? Wild on what? You ever do somethin' wild in your whole life?

Hey now. It's not feminine it's class. Thank you. Not to mention legal.

[his teeth press together] I have I'll have you know. Road in a stolen wagon.

[Gift from his uncle. He was five.]

Pints are legal too. At least where I come from.

[ grins ]

Yeah, but did you steal it?

[oh no. you didn't.]

Do you See the badge or are you blind as well as drunk?!

...I get you're a cop, yeah.

But you're not really convincin' me you've gone a bit wild.

[dryly. annoyed.] Wild doesn't mean breaking the law. Nine times out of ten.

S'that so then? When was the last time you went rogue, eh? And what do you consider being wild without breakin' the law?

[See that look? That's his action hero look. It's there and gone for a moment. That, I could do anything fuck it all look that so many people have seen.

Then it's gone. Replaced by "serious police officer."] Recently. [his smile's thin. Then.]

Controlled. Safe fun. With friends.

[ that would have almost been fun. he should have lept on that. but then, then again, there's that police look a bit, and gary's back to looking bored. ]

Recently, eh? What'd you do? Steal some coke off a prisoner? Frisk some woman a little too friendly?

You're really shite at giving examples, mate.

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canon is At World's End

I'm not sorry I was daydreaming about this thread.

this is everything i ever wanted in life

I love you mysterious stranger. Seriously. where are you bringing him.

i have no idea honestly. one day I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. maybe just chilling on bakerstreet for now.

OH GARY. you and your drugs. life. beautiful human-ness.

all he just wants to do is be free, get loaded and have a good time okay

You fly Gary. you fly free. And Nick will just judge you 5ever.

five ever and ever

Can they fight blanks pls.

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