dear_mun | Oh dear. (Canon is Zombies, Run!)

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Oh dear. (Canon is Zombies, Run!)

I think your joke about needing a volcano and two rocket launchers just became uncomfortably apt. I cut his throat and he healed.

If you wait to rescue me, mun, I won't forgive you.

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Five. I... I'm sorry.

Don't. The most important thing is, Maxine and Paula are away. Out of Van Ark's reach. And if he thinks I'll be another victim...

[If he treats 5 like he did Archie-] ... I'll tear his throat out with my own two hands. I have faith you'll send help, Sam.

[he really really does not want to think about what van Ark could do to Five.]

Of course. As soon as I can. I'll send people out. I'll bring you back home!

[Five would very much not like to dwell on what the evil madman might do. Being threatened by him once way back at Jeffro was enough.]

I know. You always come through. ...D'you think the Major's spray would work on Van Ark?

Uh... that's a good question actually. It can't hurt to try. At the least, maybe he'll choke for a while.

Or maybe Janine can shoot him in the head with her rifle. [Bloodthirsty much, Five?]

...Sam, this is much bigger than either of us or the Major. This is- this is beyond words.

Maybe a rocket launcher.

[Nah, Sam agrees wholeheartedly after what Van Ark has done.]

It's insane. And I thought zoms were too weird.

Or two. And an attack helicopter.

[Five's pissed about being chained to a car bumper and forced to run.]

He's functionally immortal. How do you kill something that won't die?

Well, I guess you could cut off his head and seal it in concrete and do the same for his body.

I mean, that sounds like something from a horror movie.

[Okay, that makes Five laugh a little.] I don't know if you've noticed, Sam, but we seem to be living in a horror movie right now.

[Sam manages to smile at her.]

Yeah but... but this is a kind of 28 Days type horror. It's a disease. We're getting into freaky supernatural horror here.

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Oh dear. (Canon is Zombies, Run!)

Those missions gutted me ;_;

Me, too. Damn you, Alderman!

Curse them! Curse them all!

incoherent sobbing and angst over possibly-spy!Simon

Nope. I refuse to accept it. Don't be a bad guy Simon ;___;

Just ran S2M28. Jeeeeeeeeesus Christ...

I know D: I ran them both back to back and was sobbing by the end.

I kept swapping between "nononono" and "FUCK YOU VAN ARK" a lot. And gross sobbing.

Yeah, that is a pretty good reaction to have!

Ugh. UGH. Let the next update come faster! ;_;

A week is far too long, I agree.