on pooooossibly heading to the ship of the damned

[semifreakingnormal]

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

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[intelligently]

He could. I'm still waiting for proof but from what everyone says... he could.

[semifreakingnormal]

Seriously? Wait - you're there already?

[intelligently]

Yeah, and I didn't go there for fun, it's far from being a pleasure cruise. [ Even if her first stop on it was LA, she knows not to expect it to be amazing all the time ]

[externalized]

You sure about that? 100%? Because sometimes I wonder about your focus, Scott.

[semifreakingnormal]

[asjkdftufgjhbk YOU BUT WHY????]

...Yeah, definitely. One hundred and ten percent, even.

[externalized]

[C: Because you have the best luck of any werewoof.]

That's not a real percentage, Scottie. Ever thought about a math tutor?

[myresponsibility]

He can do pretty much anything. Still kinda sucks to work for him, though.

[semifreakingnormal]

How are you not going totally crazy there?

[myresponsibility]

Who says I haven't?

[agitare]

What can he do?

1/2 I just love his dumb smile I'm sorry

[semifreakingnormal]

[oh it's Allison c:]

[semifreakingnormal]

[WAIT IT'S ALLISON AND TALKING ABOUT WEREWOLF STUFF, ABORT ABORT ABORT]

Uhhhh nothing? I don't know, I've definitely never met the guy.

[agitare]

Then watch out, okay? A hellboat sounds bad enough but if he's promising to do something? Just be careful.

[impetere]

Is a hellboat better or worse than an underground bunker with firestorms above ground?

[just so Cora can get a comparison on levels of suck out there. She's new to this whole thing.

Also no idea that Scott may or may not recognize her.]

[semifreakingnormal]

[He so has no idea who she is and that is a really specific thing, Cora, have a super blank stare.]

Do you have firestorms...?

[threadtheneedle]

Really though, is a hellboat the weirdest thing you'll ever see?

[semifreakingnormal]

I hope so?

Oh god, it's not going to be, is it? [FACE. HANDS. HELP.]

oh right i was gonna do this too

[patheticvillain]

Maaaaybe ask for like. A diagram.

You know.

Just in case you forget to pay attention some more.

yes you are beautiful to me

[semifreakingnormal]

Com one, now strangers are making fun of me? Not cool, dude.

[In his defense, Allison is super hot.]

[skybluejeep]

Hellboat?

Dude. You're going on a hellboat and you're not taking me with you?

Have you lost your freaking mind?

[semifreakingnormal]

No! I don't even want to go on this stupid thing!

...Why would you want to go on a hellboat?

[lacrossed]

Who can do what, moron?

[semifreakingnormal]

Uh.

[Come up with something brilliant, Scott!]

This....Navy dude can.....[Scott no. Scott stop. You are not helping Scott.]

...Show me how to make flapjacks?

[Those are different from pancakes, right. (no, Scott.)]

[with_my_teacup]

A: yeah, he can.

B: Who's a baby puppy is it you, fuck. You're adorable.

[semifreakingnormal]

What - I'm not--

Why do people keep saying that? [because it's painfully true, scoot]