From the middle of Sailor Moon SuperS, comes Tiger's-Eye. (Voice test)

[playerseye]

A place with lots and lots of pretty young women to work my charms on.... What an open market for me. I bet I'll find Pegasus here in no time for Lady Zircona. And even if I don't, I can still have plenty of fun here. Just wait ladies, you'll all be falling over for me very soo-


What do you mean I'll just fail miserably like in the past? I did not! It's not my fault that too many of the women I target can't appreciated my beauty, thus force me to lose my temper and get aggressive in my methods! I mean I charmed my way into your heart, oh lovey Miss Mundane. So I know I'm not a failure in the art of seduction! Just you watch! I'll be winning hearts and Dream Mirrors left and right! And this time, none of those Sailor Pumpkins will be there to spoil it!

[Yeah about that, Tiger's-Eye...]

Comments

[idkworldruler]

...disgusting. I feel very sorry for your mun.

[playerseye]

You just jealous that you don't have my handsome looks and debonair charm!

[idkworldruler]

I don't see much charm going on with you guy. Two I thought it looked like a lady.

[playerseye]

Please, I have the kind of masculine beauty that all members of our gender wish they could have.

Now get lost, before I sic Fish-Eye on you. You're just his type.

[idkworldruler]

What, long hair and nail polish? No, not really.

[playerseye]

Heh, you just don't get it... Which is why you'll never score with a girl.

[idkworldruler]

Oh I've scored several.

[playerseye]

Like hell you have! Who'd want to make love with a plain, little nobody like you?!

[idkworldruler]

The question should be who wouldn't want to.

[playerseye]

You do realize I posses incredible magic powers and can make you very, very dead for taunting me so.

[idkworldruler]

That's nice.

[playerseye]

[Snaps his whip in two]
I am the great and powerful Tiger's-Eye of the Dead Moon Circus's Amazon Trio! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO MOCK MY MANHOOD?!

[idkworldruler]

[Is unimpressed. Who destroys a good weapon like that?]

I am the Eye behind Green Washington. Nice to meet you.

[much_rejoicing]

With an attitude like that, I'm not surprised by your lack of success.

[Bard, like you have any room to talk about bad attitudes.]

[playerseye]

I'll have you know I'm VERY successful! Once I put my mind to it and get serious, there is no woman who is resistant to my charms!

[much_rejoicing]

Most of the women I know prefer men with a little class, maybe with a stronger jawline or some facial hair. If not for your voice I'd think you were a woman yourself.

[Again, the hypocrisy of these statements...]

[moonlit_star]

None of them, Tiger's-Eye? Are you so sure?

[playerseye]

What do you what?! Can't you and you friends just leave me, Hawk's-Eye and Fish-Eye to seduce people and find Pegasus in peace? I'm sick and tired of having my Lemures get blown away by you week after week. And why is you're costume even tackier then normal?

[moonlit_star]

No, I'm afraid I cannot. Attacking people and endangering Helios is more than enough reason to stop you.

And as for my outfit, I am stronger now. [The strongest, in fact.]

[suitsup]

True beauty comes from within. Stealing hearts and dreams will only make you a thief.

[playerseye]

Who asked you, Mr. Masked Womanizer?!

[suitsup]

It's my duty to help protect the hearts and dreams of the innocent from thieves. You have no appreciation for what you're taking.

[weddingcrasher]

DREAM RAPIST!

[playerseye]

Don't say that.... I can be a real nice guy to cute girls like you.

[weddingcrasher]

Yeah, I'll bet! With a trademark attached!

[queenofnight]

Not again...!

I will never allow you to harm the hearts of those women who desires nothing but pure love! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you! [Do you hear the background music?]