Nov. 11th, 2012

I know you're really big on lists, but ya know what, we're not doing that right now. I don't even need a list format, I can just tell you right now what sucks about this whole freaking situation:

Everything.

There, you're welcome.

Never fucking mind I already got one Robin from the future starin' at me all wide eyed (and what the fuck was B even thinking, she's tinier than a housecat), I'm really looking forward to having the Golden Boy and the guy who comes after me showing up with practically their entire team. And of course, they're all buddy buddy and from a universe where I probably don't even exist, but no big. I can deal with that.

It's not like everyone and they're freaking mother doesn't have to deal with that shit right now and hell, Barnes probably has it worse off with his Captain disappearing and reappearing. Whatever, if he can deal, I can deal. Not like we got Two-Face rolling through.

[In retrospect, it's probably not best practice to imitate the emotional responses of Bucky Barnes.]

longnosed

Fear not, my esteemed guest. You couldn't possibly go wrong.

[Yeah, well, your crypticness is hard to match at times, you know. >_>]

gunhate

Even if you ask me, I don't have an answer. I never had to do any paperwork. Maybe if you write long enough, it'll eventually come to you. You seemed to have written plenty of them before.

Although, I still think it would be easier to just give up on sending me to that place.

...

Well, suit yourself.

prince_of_the_moon

One wonders when you will desist. A demon such as I should never be at the beck and call of a lowly mortal. [He points his sword - that's right his sword - at his Mundane.] I am not who I once was and I have no intention of bowing to anyone.

[Sheathing Bakusaiga, he turns away.]

Do not follow.

orange_dattebayo

Oi, oi, oi, OI!

What the hell!? Okay- WHY am I not kicking that bastards ass into the next week? And why am I searching for a HOUSE with him!?

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH OROCHIMARU!!!

... NO! I don't CARE if he's younger and 'not evil'!
And no, I will not take it as a temporary state because you don't PLAN it to be temporary! I know what's going through your head dattebayo! Did you forget that I'm in your head?

gemstonedestiny

You're sending me where? Well, I suppose it can't be too bad if what you say about the jewels in the caves are true but that still doesn't excuse the fact that it is in a cave in the first place. I mean honestly, just what am I supposed to do in such a dreary place?

You may be right in assuming I could spruce it up a bit, perhaps a full town make-over is just what they need. But I'm hesitant nonetheless because you just can't expect me to do all that dirty work myself. So long as you promise me I won't be stuck in that tiny little apartment with random strangers for very long I could possibly find it in my heart to go along with this.

After all, I can always find somepony else to do all the hard work for me and maybe even set up shop there. It can't be all bad after all and with a place like that I'm sure I'll have plenty of business in no time at all.

onikui_tengu

Dear Mun,

I can't believe this... Let me remind of the time when you first brought me to another world. It was confusing and full of dangers, there were limited supplies and a food shortage. Almost every day was a struggle, and it is a small wonder that I was able to make something of a living there with the others. In a way, I was grateful when it looked like I could return home.

But that didn't happen. Instead, you sent me to yet another world. A spaceship that travelled to many different worlds, while I had to deal with the fact that my home and my friends were supposedly destroyed. I was never able to find out the truth, and many of the people I met along the way would eventually disappear.

Now you're regretting your decision for taking me from that world. Why? I didn't belong in that strange world. You always knew that from the beginning, didn't you? Don't pretend that you didn't. Yet you brought me there all the same, because of Kantarou. He was the only familiar within that world.

I don't know what your thinking, or where you plan to send me next; but you'd better think carefully. I don't appreciate being taken away from my home for your own little games, or watching the people that I care about having to suffer because of something you did.

mrdecisionmaker

Well now. Is that really necessary? You think you're just going to drag me--or any other version of me, for that matter--back out to play with, only because you're finally watching it all over again? Not that I mind you finally making the time due to your indoctrination of a so-called friend, of course.

Do make certain you're ready to handle this, and that potential game you've been eyeing, before diving back in. Bit of sound advice.

astinker

Wassup Bun?

Wait. Don't answer that. I already know. What. Is. Up.

A little bunny told me you were looking for a game for ol' Zero III, so I'm gonna level with you for a bit. Call it a hutch, but something tells me it's probably not a good idea to try and find a game for an artificial intelligence who doesn't exist outside of a quantum computer.

So pick someone else!

It's not like they've got anything more important to do, and you've got no reason to turnip your nose at any of them.

Apart from maybe B.O.

friendyousohard

I can't deny this would be a good point for a canon update, but leaving poor Fluttershy alone for a week? Yes, she'll have her Pokemon to look after her, but... It still just feels wrong. None of us have ever been left completely alone for a week since I arrived in Ponyville without extenuating circumstances.

... Okay, so a coma probably counts as "extenuating circumstances", but that's not really the point. Just be patient, alright? Wait for the glitter of just seeing the episodes to wear off and then think about if it's really important that I get the new memories.

Besides, you have tags to attend to. A lot of them. And my Pokemon roster really needs to be updated. Not to mention you have plans for the future you need to hash out, and all sorts of other things... you really have to get more organized about this. You know what you need?

Checklists.

... And for the record, no, I don't think King Sombra had much in common with those "Sha" creatures. Good thing too, those pictures you showed me were horrifying.

evanesced

It's a nice idea! Really. But I already have a job. [ A headtilt. ] Or two-ish. [ And another in the other direction. ] Three and a half if you count keeping the dadchildren out of trouble - which I do.

Plus there's discovering the lost city of Atlantis. [ Is she joking? Who knows. ] Find me Milo Thatch or several, you never know when they might come in handy.

cutoutinstars

Wherefore, Mundane, have thee taken me here?
What reasons have thou? What have I to give?
To leave me stranded here, I am unwing'd
Flightless, dreamless without my Juliet.

[note: canon is 1996 film 'Romeo + Juliet']

withmysound

( some huge spoilers here you guys )

losttrack

So, you finally came around, huh? Knew you would. No offense to Bonnibel or anything, I guess, but you and I? We're gonna have a lot more fun than you woulda had with her.

Besides, she wouldn't have been into the whole magic castle deal. She's got subjects to look after, you know? Me, I'm more of a free spirit. And there's other vampires there; that one who dresses like a dude seems pretty chill.

I guess you have to finish your canon review and stuff, so you go do that. I'll work on some music, because pretty soon? We're gonna rock that castle joint. Or, well... At least I am.

thegreatergood

There is always hope, mun. One day we shall see Albus there, I am sure.

However, I do not know why you would wish to see Aberforth as well. He is nothing but a narrow-minded and troublesome little boy.

machetes

Mademoiselle... if that is what you wish, then I will have no complaints. It is better to be out than to sit in the dark and not be moving at all. There is still much to do while there is silence.

youpraytooloud

I can suggest that you don't make any hasty or rash decisions, but I know you too well to believe that you would listen. You can't expect to take a sudden interest in me again and then magically discover a place to send me.

But I shouldn't have to tell you that, seeing as you have made no progress in that area at all. You need to take a step back and really think about this. Is bringing me back something you really want to do?

[...]

Fine. I can see I'm just wasting my breath here. You almost put the Winchesters to shame with your stubbornness.

clockworkaholic

Ah.

The answer is no. Even I know when it's time to stop adding more work to the pile.

wise_lil_wolf

Come on, Mundane!

Surely you can think of something to do with me, right?

I mean.. Other than all those "cute baby" threads you are thinking about.

I am not even me there, I am....well, a baby.

Just, just don't do anything too embarrassing, okay?

Current Mood: aggravated

eaglebornbyfreedomwon

Did you really have to make an account for me here, when you yourself don't even know what you will use me for? Perhaps you should have thought this through before taking action.

... [Sighs.] But it has been done, now you must take responsibility and do something with me.

nikiorjessica

What?

No, no you can't give up. Not yet. I don't want to leave this place until I find my son, he has to be around here somewhere. D.L. too. I've lost too much already to lose them too.

[Oh, who put that mirror there? Niki turns towards it as if she heard a noise and yeah, it pretty much looks like she's talking to herself. Seems Jessica wants to have her say too.]

Niki, don't be so weak. If our son was still around don't you think I would have found him by now? As for D.L. he was an awful father, a criminal. Do you think he really still loves you?

Now mun, you listen to me. Take us somewhere interesting and exciting. Somewhere with something to do. I'm bored out of my brain stuck inside this head of yours with only Niki for company.

canon_fubar

Six? Just six? I can do that.

*...that's seven, Mordred.*

4starsavior

So I'll be fighting a rabbit thing and that Pilaf guy? And that rabbit might be a god? That's pretty neat! It's been a while since I've had a good fight, so hopefully that rabbit's tough! [Sorry, Pilaf, but he knows you're just comic relief.]

heatsink

Huh.

[Someone's not too convinced that this isn't a terrible idea. Considering most of what's tried to kill him consisted of: a. flashlight robots, b. robot zombies, or c. sentient spaceship robot squids.]

Come now, you may as well have dropped me in the middle of geth space with an escape pod.

At least then I would know what I'd be up against.

roadroller

What? Don't be silly, mun! I can't have changed that much. ♪

[It's true! Look at this: " The twins take full advantage of their eternal childhood to feign innocence concerning their vaguely antisocial tendencies. Kagamine logic says robots don't have to obey the law since it's a human concept." You've become a lot more conscientious since then! ]

Oh come on, that's only because it's so dangerous here. I still want to go on lawless rampages! I-It's just there's a time and place. ♪

[More than you'd have said before.]

Whatever. That's probably the only thing, besides. ♪

[What about this part where it says it'd be hard for you to fall in love? You have a boyfriend now! And that's after dealing with a love triangle.]

Eeeh... um, that's different too! Lucas and Yuna are exceptions. ♪

[That's really cute. You're even blushing as you say it!]

Shut up.... ♪

[Don't be that way. You're growing up! I like the new you. Well, except for the extra work it's giving me on this app.]

You're the one giving yourself extra work. You're the mod of that game, can't you just accept me without an app? ♪

[That would be spectacularly unethical, Rin.]

Yep! See, I told you I haven't changed. ♪

magicianoffate

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, now.

Don't think I am not aware of what you've been doing. These games. Memes. Whatever you are calling them. They may be okay for some of the younger ones--of which my daughter is certainly not among them, mind you--but you'll find me a far more difficult adversary to take on. Perhaps you should reconsider. You have enough on your plate already.

scientistsupreme

Some experiments yields results, others don't. This is one of the times that it does. And

God, I don't know how to put anything into words! It's-- this weight is suddenly off my shoulders, and I almost forgot that we're not out of the frying pan yet.

stubbly

Two fills of shag tobacco would suffice until such time as I believe my debut to be upon us, and for that cost I think I can bear with this unsavoury development. Failing that, perhaps you might follow Nanny's example and leave well alone. Without Watson, this party is ever incomplete.

The day — which is it?

birdskullwarrior

Okay, okay; I know patience is something we both have to work on, but you've got some time; you might as well use it. It's been a while since you've been there, so take a page from my book and do some stalking.

Believe it or not, I'm just as anxious to get out as you are to throw me in.

spectrenumber1

So this is the place where some of the finest criminal minds in existence frequent. Yes, starting new enterprises for SPECTRE here and in possible other locations look most promising. As is the prospect of recruiting new blood for our organisation. And you say that this new version of 007 here is even more of an impulsive, ignorant, unsophisticated thug then the one I knew? One who's has had absolutely no prior experience in dealing with us. How fortuitous. Even if he is not the James Bond who has thwarted us in the past, I will still take considerable pleasure in causing his death.

jiminyjaminy

Well hey there, Ma'am. It sure is swell to meet you and all but maybe you should take a second to think about all this? It seems to me that you've got an awful lot of nice folks around this head of yours already. And don't forget I've got a job to do.

Sure, games are what I do but I've never heard of games like these.

But if you've got anything that needs fixin' you just give me the word. I'd be happy to help a nice lady like yourself.

affably_andy

...Mun.

I'm sorry, but no. No.

We did this last year too, remember? And we lasted a whole...three months? And that was after canon-reviewing and game-reviewing--you don't even have a game in mind now.

Go write about that....wrecking guy whose movie you've fallen for. Leave me out of it. Please.

let_me_loose

It is time mortals knew the truth. Send me to one of these "games". Let me teach the mortals within the true meaning of fear and devotion.

The gods will not be forgotten so easily.

revenge_is_sweet

What, is this supposed to be some kind of joke? I live for the moment. Seeking my revenge is just and not a mad man's dream. If I come up against 007 then perhaps we can talk. Talking is always good.

Perhaps....a change of scene would do me good. Being stuck inside stuffy buildings with thugs does get tiresome on certain days. To live as I am supposed to, now that, is living. M will have her day. [She did this to me.]

Onwards and upwards, as they say.

Current Mood: curious

snaggletoothsharkling

So you're gonna send me to a game. That's great! I'm ready to go out there and do shit. Sex game, whatever, sure! You thought I was gonna bitch about that? Hell no! It's gonna be fun~

Especially if Sasuke's there. Give me plenty to laugh at, you know! Man, that's just going to be the most amazing clusterfuck -- and whether I mean that literally or not is all up to you. Or rather, his mun. Who I know you've got more than a little inside plot with, huuuuuh?

Man, I will just laugh my ass off if Karin shows up. Be perfect for her, right?

aerophobe

I sincerely hope you're well prepared for all the "premature" jokes that will surely come our way, miss.

[ as if getting called out on his complexion hadn't been embarrassing enough... ]

kingturbug

( Wreck-it Ralph spoilers out the wazoo! )

dreaded

You prefer to "play me" before I traverse down "that path"? I don't believe you could be any more vague if you tried! How am I supposed to avoid "that path" if I don't know what it is? Or what it pertains?

[A fond smile.]

You've made me curious... What could possibly deserve that much secrecy? I'll figure it out, you know. I have my ways.

[And she ends with an impish wink.]

born_from_mist

...

C-Can I leave now? I'd... I'd like to go home now, M-Miss Mun... I don't like it there... I-It's horrible...

madangry_madcrazy

Yes yes, I understand you had to focus on other things for a while, but you could've let people know. I've got a strike now thanks to you. What do you mean by "not everything is about you"? Of course it's about me. I'm the muse or whatever it's called. This whole... thing is about me!

Well I don't care what you think!

shelling

What are you doing? Stop. I don't need or want this.

no_vampires_plz

( Here be spoilers! )

wai_hollow_thar

I know yer talkin' about me with that other Mun lady about missin' me! I wanna go somewhere too! That ain't fair!

How come I can't go play somewhere too? [Sulk. Whine. Sulk.]

darkish

Your shrieking is not helping. And no, don't even think about playing him just because someone made a decent batch of tiny pictures. You're not even familiar with the franchise.

namigational

No no, see, it's better this way. He can't get underfoot anymore! I mean, remember that trip out in the lake? He nearly cost me five hundred! Now I can just make my seven million in peace, see? Without all his demands and his... his... And I get to free everyone now. So stop making that face, I'm not upset. And Kalli and Colette leaving just means I have more space and less questions! This couldn't have worked out better!

Don't you make that face at me. I know what I'm doing.

Stupid rubber idiot.

((game is

lostrealm; canonpoint: very early.))

winteroccultist

How would I know anything about being romantic, Mun-chan? My expertise is with UMAs and aliens, not girls. They're too mysterious for me to deal with. Th-There's no way I'd know how to flirt! Besides, that's a ridiculous idea in the first place. I'd never wind up in that kind of situation.

It's not a girl?

Hey, Mun-chan, what are you writing about me? Stop it!

blitzplay

I ain't mad or nothin', just wondering why now. I got a kid to feed, ya?

theboywiththebook

( Done reading about heroes. )

unrandom

Again, Mundane? This whole effort is fruitless. As we have always seen. Your attention is...fickle. Need I remind you who that sounds like?

As Always Eternally and Unwillingly Yours,

Morganthe

invisible_one

You are quite persistent, aren't you?

I don't think people appreciate that. It gets annoying you know.

P.S. Refreshing and sleeping on your email account will not bring you tags faster. Just a small heads up.

vexings

Shall I say it now or would you like to wait for the rest of the wagon to come along first? The party's making headway, as you've already noticed, I'm certain we can make time to wait.

Bond was correct with a particular assessment, by the way. Figure out which one and you might win something.

potentialboy

Dude, don't be tryin' to hide it. I saw you canon reviewing over there. You're really thinkin' of bringin' the Ronman back, ain't ya?

All I can say is badical! You and me, we're usually on the same wavelength. We even like fast food Tex-Mex. Although I gotta say that Taco Bell place of yours ain't nothin' compared to Bueno Nacho.

[Head in the game Ron]

Right, yeah, gotcha. I've been up here for a pretty long while, so most've the stuff I'd want to talk mano-a-mano about with someone new can probably go without saying at this point. Still got a couple'a concerns here though.

One, and this is so non-negotiable, find me a game with Kim. Hangin with the Power Rangers at Trans9 was cool and all, but I don't think I need to explain how much going over two years without KP majorly tanked.

Two, no turning me into Zorpox. It ain't fun for anyone, me especially. If you think it'd be fun to play a villain, play an actual villain.

Think that covers everything. Oh, wait, right. Make sure I can bring Rufus wherever it is you send me.

arach_nerd

Never thought about it before, but you're right. Myriad plans centered on satisfying his own overinflated ego, plus a complete failure to realize when he's in over his head, all culminating in an excruciatingly painful (and yet hilarious) humiliation conga.

Loki really is Daffy Duck.

canfindrope

( Spoilers within! )

magic_tricks

Yeah, I know you need to reread my books, but you've read them pretty recently, right? (My books. How the hell did I get a trilogy and a short story?) Thing is, I know you're worried about finding my voice, but don't sweat it, okay? As long as you keep me away from Brianna, I'm good. (CB's daughters scare me.)

Uh. I was never good at these long letter things. Just take care of yourself, okay?

sierra_117

( Spoilers! )

doctorfang

Yes, perhaps that might be best before you start anything too drastic, Mundane.

dumspero

That's supposed to be a joke, isn't it? The journal name. It's not funny.

anewbeginning

You mean it, mun? You really mean it? I get to live in the same building as Anon and maybe Kade and Krypton? Yes!! Thank you thank you thank you! It would be more awesome if Tron was there as well, but I know where he lives and how to find him so that is not much of a problem. And I get to go out flying with Kade to the ruins of Arjia? And meet a user smaller than I am and make friends with new programs and get stuck in a ~~plot~~ sink hole with Tron when Anon lets me come along with him and Beck to find Tron in the first place? Whoa. I'm going to be sleeping for a centicycle after all of this.

...wait, what do you mean that is the point?! I don't have that much energy.

I think we have issues.

Nov. 11th, 2012

Nov. 11th, 2012

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH OROCHIMARU!!!

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