taking out an old muse for a spin. canon is keroro gunso

[winteroccultist]

How would I know anything about being romantic, Mun-chan? My expertise is with UMAs and aliens, not girls. They're too mysterious for me to deal with. Th-There's no way I'd know how to flirt! Besides, that's a ridiculous idea in the first place. I'd never wind up in that kind of situation.

It's not a girl?

Hey, Mun-chan, what are you writing about me? Stop it!