dear_mun | Jul. 22nd, 2012

Jul. 22nd, 2012

Mun, you're getting that application done quickly and with superb skill.

While I don't mind the skill, if you show that level of speed in other areas of your personal life, you'll disappoint people. No one likes a partner that **** too fast, you understand? You'll get a ***** in your *** if you do that.

Not that I would know, of course.

dissimulation

I'm not entirely certain you have thought this through. While you may think this is something you can handle, not many are made to survive when true freedom reigns. That you call it chaos proves my point exactly.

As for the storyline that allowed your mind to grasp tightly to my own consciousness, do try and accept that what you may perceive as this thing you call "headcanon" may not be a path I wish to share with you.

[Spoiler warning for comments!]

truemage

Wow! You finally imported all my icons! Good job, mun! I was starting to think you'd never get around to it. Haha... I'm just kidding. I don't mind waiting. I know you have important things to do.

But now that that's finished, it's time to find a home for me, right?

Hm? What's that? You're not so sure about that?

Oh... Well, I'm fine with this, too. As long as I get to come out and do things once in a while. You don't have to worry about me. I miss our old adventures, though. Let's do something fun soon, okay?

Love,
Nino

stfuscarab

( Potential spoilers? )

killervocabulary

Your enthusiasm is quite well-founded, mundane - these 'crossbows' are quite the wondrous piece of weaponry. It won't replace my maces, but it's certainly useful to have around.

compromisedarrow

I think I speak on behalf of all of us in this little headspace of yours that you worry too much.

Seriously. You apologised, and now you're working on it. That's progress. Stop beating yourself up too much.

Besides, don't you have better stuff to do in that castle place, too? Wasting energy like this should be a crime.

Get yourself together. You can do this.

thenewhotness

You can not be serious.

Alright. So, just because you're bored and can't sleep one night, you think you gonna stick me in your head and mess with me for your freaky-ass entertainment and all that?

I don't need this, man, I got a world to save and a beat up old man to babysit. Why don't you go play with your Jedi or something and let me get back to work?

... Yeah, somehow I didn't think it was gonna be that easy.

Come on, man, you could at least give me back my damn neuralyzer and come up with some decent icons for me. This is just embarrassing.

marchwarden

You there, scribe. May I ask what's the point of such perversions as of late?

I see no reason as of why you would willing break our oath and force me into a situation for which I honesty show no interested in. Such petty romances are best suited for "humans", don't you agree?

No? Well then, we'll certainly be at odds. As much as it amuses you to play "matchmaker", shall I confess here and now that I wish not to play in such meaningless games?

No, I am not shy! Nor am I timid, woman. Stop imploring that I am, you'll ruin my good name.

lawabiding

Lady Mundane, while I am honored you are giving me such attention, I believe your attention should be directed elsewhere, such as the duties in your own realm as well as here. Regardless of what you wish to do, you still have things you must attend to even you do not wish to do so. Honestly, you can be as bad as Yuri. [Thanks Flynn... I'm going to do them... eventually.]

Perhaps later we can discuss this role playing of me further, but for now, I cannot accept this request. [You have no choice in this matter.] Even so, I would appreciate it if you acted responsible instead of doing as you wished. Until then, I shall be waiting. I assure you that I have no intentions of leaving for the time being. [Because he'd feel bad if he did.]

reversedestiny

I don't know why you're bothering. It's not like I need anyone from this world. I'm fine as I am. I have friends now, and they don't know all the gritty details about the things I've done. I'm fine.

...I especially don't need Dad there, by the way, no matter how cool you think it would be.

lock_ki

Has it occurred to you that unicorns are utterly useless as well as a maniac lot? Even your darling Balder happily killed them and wore their pelts, and he's afraid to tread on snails. Snails!

Unicorns must be terribly depraved, especially with their insistence on virgins. Which I do not count as, thank you, as I have had children. Ha.

My point is ... [He hesitates on how to word this for a long moment.] It is stupid to let me obtain some damn extinct beast no one likes and then balk at giving me something I may actually want.

notmydiagnosis

I thought I was rid of you, but no matter, at least I'm getting to fool around on the ship some more.( spoilers for TDKR )

self_replication

I have no idea what you are are talking about. I do not have a heart and thus any of these 'planned shenanigans' pertaining to a replica of my Somebody when I am oh so 'gleefully' taken to be experimented on shall be for nought. To expect that I would envy such a thing is ridiculous and foolhardy, let along feel anything towards it. Hmph, quite impossible. [Blah blah blah keep taking Vexen. You have a heart, stop denying it.]

I fail to see why you are giggling so much over this; It is but a fabrication of what I was once and I doubt that anything you have planned will make me see it any other way.

... W-What do you mean I will die to 'fix things' once the experiments are over?! I did not agree to this!

And for light's sakes, stop whinging. You will get XYZ when you finish writing out all the changes in this verse.

rightsiderequiem

[Dextera doesn't understand his mun's ideas. if the world was destroyed, that meant he had failed. that the world wasn't fixed and that his sin wouldn't be healed.

carefully, he writes down something on the paper that his mun had been nice enough to provide him with.]

I don't understand. I can't fix the world if I'm gone. Please. I can't go.

[too bad Dextera. Mun already sent the app in. his shoulders slump. he really had no choice, did he?]

pneumonia

Shiro likes this profile name mun! It's like something I give to people that makes them suffer! Tee-Hee.

Although Shiro has to admit she wants more than just a username. Shiro wants to be in a game, a game with Ganta! Also Shiro wants candy, lots and lots of it~! Oh please?

It's so boring in your headspace, no one else there wants to play with me! It's oh so quite!

resisting_this

Writer,

Could you do me the favor of abating your slight amusement that my age is quoted at being a vague 'twenty something'; and by one of my most trusted companions, at that?

Not only is that hardly entertaining information, but it certainly lacks any implications or further reading-into.

....

And as for other endeavors-
If you're so willing to develop interaction between myself and others of dubious ethics or moral character, especially within a place such as this, then perhaps there exists the necessity of creating a warning on my profile.

Anyone with the gall to place their hands in my vicinity will forfeit their right to have them returned intact.

brutalcartography

Your negligence is a hindrance to my job. Two months have past since your initial 'hiatus' from this world. Do you realize what that translates out to? 60 days. 1440 hours!

You are the one in charge. Do something.

izant

Ah, finally... the respect a king deserves.

You should be useful.

...so long as that petulant brat and her toy hero aren't part of the equation...I won't have any complaints.

remy_le_beau

Well, Well, Well after so many travels, Dis here gentilhomme is looking for a fair gamble at a new life.

Now don't go asking Gambit too many questions on how or why

Lets just all sit down and have a nice relaxin game of cards, so good old Remy can start enjoying this here new life of his.

I hope my Mun was right in thinking dis here place is good for Gambit to get some luck

[Looks up from his seat, shuffling cards]

Current Mood: chipper

soundsfamiliar

I'd like to thank you for taking time to bring me here. It would be very interesting and informative to speak to grandfather and Avatar Aang, among others.

However, I'm not sure what kind of joke you're trying to make with my name.

antdad

Yeah, hi. We need to talk.

"I'm going to wait till September". Remember when you said that? Two days ago? I do! And yet, here we are, with you already thinking about sending me in.

Not that I'm complaining about going, y'know. A city where people haven't heard of me is basically every city, but I just don't want you to hurry things and mess up. Like, at least be absolutely sure when you're taking me from before you get any big ideas, okay?

So take your time, slow and steady wins the race, fools rush in, et cetera et cetera. There. I'm turning off the dad voice.

...Still, I'm maybe not so thrilled about a universe where ninety percent of the movies I watch no longer exist. It's gonna be awkward trying not to make pop culture references where the reference-ees can hear.

infernoandhearth

I'm not sure why you've such an affinity for obscure canon sources. Or is it just an affinity for me?

Anyway, you do know you're never going to find anyone from, well, where I'm from. The best you can hope for is alternate versions of the same pantheon. It's a pity, I know. I'm quite fond of my personal set of bossy family members. Well, about half of them, maybe. The newly adopted ones, at least.

The point is, you need to calm down, and relax. You might as well take what you can get, right?

And I'll try my best to do the same, naturally. You wouldn't expect anything otherwise, would you really?

edric

What do you mean you haven't decided? It's been months and I'm tired of waiting for your decision, my lady. I want to be with my father, uncle Renly and Shireen. Yet you keep wasting time! Do you even care where I go anymore? Do you even care about me?

No, of course not.

And I thought that uncle Stannis and that vile red woman hated me more...

threetasks

Mundane?

You said I might see Mercedes here. Please may I see her? I heard her humming to me when it happened and I want to tell her I'm alright. So she doesn't have to be sad.

....and If I look around this place, I can still get home, can't I? Because I need to go home after this. It's very important.

-Princess Moanna/ Ofelia

pikopikohammer

Mun~

That is what I'm supposed to call you, right?

How could you let me come to a place like this so unprepared?! You don't have enough icons for me, and even though you say you want to place me somewhere, you don't even know where that's going to be!

Don't go slacking on me again, Mun!

[Amy, maybe you'd be more threatening if you weren't crossing your arms and pouting like that.]

All I know is that if you decide to get off your butt and take me somewhere, and it isn't a place where I can be with my darling Sonic, I'm going to be very, very upset with you!

doctorofdoom

I don't think you understand, so I'll make this perfectly clear. I have far more pressing matters at hand - matters which you clearly refuse to understand the significance of - that require my attention. What possible reason would you have to waste my time, and I suppose yours for that matter, with unnecessary socialization?

You clearly have no desire to place me in a game, do you? You have no interest in what I could possibly achieve, now, do you? Well, I do. And not you, nor anyone else, will get in my way of accomplishing it.

...Well. Not for long.

brave_enough

I know that Aslan let us live out our lives back in England so we could grow up and get to know him better there, but... I've always felt like I knew him best right here in Narnia.

It hasn't been long since I've seen him but I do miss him terribly. If I do go to any of these "games" will he be there too?

becoming_one

Mun, will you send me back to my brothers or persue me to go elsewhere? I do not like waiting around for something to happen while you decide on where to put me. I have to find Mother, remember? Our mission is to search Midgar, what's left of it, for her.

I suppose the search continues, right?

Current Mood: calm

mywaytoserve

I hope you know what you're doing. I've got better things to do than babysit.

Just make sure you're ready before you get in over your head.

darkhonour

What are you so excited about that new show for? It looks stupid if you ask me.

nothingbetter

I'm bored. Really bored! I hate being bored! Mundane, do something to fix my boredom! I command you!

...I don't know; dance around for me. Preform for me a jig! One with lots of twirling! And wave your arms around, too! Haha! How amusing! You may not be completely useless after all, mundane. Now, fetch me cake-- NO! No sprinkles! I loathe sprinkles! I want strawberry cake with fresh berries and strawberry sauce. Oh, and put a dollop of cream on the plate, too, it makes the cake look nicer.

I don't care if you don't have any of that. I want it! Get me my cake or you'll be Teekl's dinner!

snaketrap

Be it wise that you mind your thoughts and words lest I take your tongue and snap your fingers, mortal.

'Tis a convenience, if anything, and I'll not have you causing such mess of it.
There are more pressing matters. Or those of higher interest, at least.

poisontongued

Precisely what fever of the mind is it that plagues you and makes you act on your every thought? You lack wisdom and clarity. You trip about blindly like a child.

You are undeserving of my cooperation. Should you desire it, you must earn it. I do not align myself lightly, mortal creature. Prove yourself. Help me bring my tricks to fruition and I will consider entertaining your fancies and your idiotic whims.

...But if you do not...

...If you disappoint me yet again...

I will be gone from this place and you will see me no more.

Do you understand this aught?

loveshermore

[Staring.] You do realize that I have work to do. I can't be a part of your silly games. She needs me, I have to protect her.

And I'll have to work even harder if you're going to build that silly thing where I once stood.

faiofmisfortune

You've got a lot on your plate right now, with your trip coming up and your um... "cosplay group" is what you call it, right? Having to do all of that writing, dancing, and planning the moves is really tiring you out. It may be really stressful now but I think your show is going to be great.

It means a lot to me that you're trying to get the application done before you leave town, even with all of that going on. Yuui seems really lonely.

headify

You've been inspired lately. Don't push yourself too hard. Picking up older ones must be a nice feeling. Don't forget to reread the novels before you do anything too hasty. ...Me? I'll be fine. I wish you could have come up with a better username, though. Was a head related one necessary?

eagerbender

Come on, I've been there for a while now and you can't think up a single post? Too bad we can't do the beach log now. I definitely don't want to be food for whatever it is in the water.

But I do like the idea of getting Naga back.

dorkling

Mun,

It's bad enough that you sent me there. Now, you want me to come out here and ask for my friends to be sent there too? That's really cold blooded. Seriously, I'd rather just stay there alone than throw them into this whole mess.

...so let's just call it a day, and I'll go back to suffering in somewhat silence.

cactusfairy

So... What exactly am I meant to do around here, munny? No offense, but this place is kinda boring.

trouser_chimp

I'M SO SORRY, MUNDANE!

I QUIETLY TRIED TO STAY IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEADSPACE SO I WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU BUT OF COURSE MY MERE EXISTENCE INVITES EVIL AND DISDAIN INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND! NOW YOU'RE BOTHERING YOURSELF BY SEARCHING GAMES WHICH WOULD SUFFER BY HAVING AN APPLICATION BEARING MY NAME! EVERY GAME THAT I TOUCH IS WROUGHT WITH DESPAIR AND ANGUISH, AND I AM A BANE ON THE VERY WORD ROLE-PLAY ITSELF!

FORGIVE ME MUNDAAAAAAANE!

I APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I APOLOGIZE TO DREAMWIDTH, I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRLD!

universallyrecognizedtool

im lookin at that username
dont think im not
are you seriously tryin to imply there aint a single iteration of eridan ampora wwho aint described as such by his peers
cause if so im not sure wwhether i should laugh or cry
or both
so instead im goin to flat out deny that sort of allegation an get to the real issue here
wwhy the fuck do i havve to die
an wwhy the FUCK does it havve to be because a her
univversal parallels might be the kind of thing that just happens in paradox space but that dont mean this ones got to
i think youre just a prick
an lastly can you shut up about that purpleblooded vversion a me
i get it
you had to go through his little run in wwith the rainboww drinker to get some images to edit an oh no you had to wwatch him die again
boo hoo
i dont care
stop it wwith the feelins an problems already it wwas an age an a half ago anywway
wwho cares anymore

romanticynic

Well, Ms. Mundane, I see you're finally starting this. You've only said you'd do it for... who knows how long now? Anyway, it's about bloody time!

Now, ah, listen. I'm going to say this all only once, understand?

You'll do fine, surely. You already went through the trouble of setting everything up, so all there is to do is to actually start out. I know that this entire setup is new to you, but starting out on a new excursion might be just what you need to clear up those insecurities. Not that it is entirely new to you, is it? Simply a different venue.

Just don't do anything that will give me a migrane, will you? I don't envy that poor sod you play over there.

sky_finance

Oy... I finally get the whole deal in Kamurocho straightened out and get Sky Finance back on track, and get Hana back in the office to fix the mess I made of the place, and you want me to play around as your 'muse'?

And what's this about nearly crying when Munakata shot me? Seriously? You're more of a sentimental sap than I am.

[Heavy sigh.] We make quite the pair, huh? Just so long as you keep me boozed up, I'll be happy.

dupelicate

You know it's been a week, right?

Like, a whole week! What are you waiting for, someone else to write your first post? ...What do you mean, yes!? Jeez, get a grip!

...and stop eating all those stupid beans!

planetprotector

So we're replaying it again, hm?
I can't say I'm against the idea, Mun. You know ours is my favorite. It's nice to look back at how it all started, not to mention Wallmarket. I think that might have to be one of my favorites...I'm sure you know why! Goodness, he certainly did look nice in that dress. Don't focus on the bad parts, Mun! You know that whole thing was really my choice, and I can't say I have very many regrets about it! So let's get that out of the way and keep playing.

Think this might lead us to something? You know I get awfully bored in your head. I can't exactly grow flowers in your brain, silly. Or I suppose I could~. [ and aerith just giggles. ]

justanothercop

It's not my fault that the channel keeps... going weird so stop being grouchy toward me. Besides, you've seen this episode before - several times. Also, knock it off with the smart remarks about my life before Oxford. I thought you got those out of your system after you first watched this episode a month ago.

tasteslikecoconut

Seriously? C'mon. Those movies have been out for what - okay, fine, two years at the most, but still - and you just now decide they might be worth your time? I mean, the guy's got my face. He's a genius. He's an asshole. He's - ... got an accent - okay, not quite the same, and he doesn't have all that much money, but - look.

...

You know what? Never mind. He sucks in comparison, stick with me, got it? Awesome.

toruletheworld

Hey, girlie, now I'm pretty patient with you, but if you miss that deadline again I'm gonna start to get annoyed.

It's not like I'm worried about Ling and Ran Fan or anything, I'm just concerned whether they're taking care of my bar and my dog! And besides, your slowness is setting back my plans immensely! You need to finish up that re-app thing so you can get me back on the island, alright?

beadazzled

Hey mundane! Mundane mundane mundane!

It's kinda lonely without Dipper here! It's kinda boooooring! But maybe we can find him here I mean he's gotta be somewhere right! That darn rascal can't hide too far away!

The new city we're going to sounds neat too! Gravity Falls is okay but sometimes it's kinda bluh and it's kind of bleh but it's mostly alright! But if we go there we can be even happier! Like super happy like a happiness vending machine! I mean I'm pretty happy so I don't need any more happiness BUT WHAT IF we can save it up for everyone else at Gravity Falls like Gruncle Stan? Everyone else seems okay but man Gruncle Stan could use some help so I better get to helping. We'll have all kinds of happiness! Happiness everywhere! A happiness avalanche like a---havalanche!

I mean how bad could it be? I've just got to find more happiness and that's how you win right?

devil_put_aside_for_you

A few things. First, confidence. If you want people to notice that RP DR whatever of yours, you need to make a fuss about it. And you need to make a fuss about it because where else am I going to play?

Second, I understand the lack of sunglasses but to have some vampire representing me? Really? I'm insulted.

Lastly, if you weren't planning on using me for porn this was a terrible idea for an account name.

fish

So at this point, it's pretty much, uh... remember back when I said my my cobwebs had cobwebs? Yeah. You know it's been even longer this time. So long I grew a really— I grew this super crazy mountain man beard, and then my beard actually grew its own beard. And then I decayed into a fine dust and blew away, like that one part in T2 where she's hanging on the fence and the thing exploded, and then everyone in the park like turned into ashes and exploded even more.
Only imagine she had a beard.

But it's fine, don't even worry about it. I can wait. You gotta keep workin on my lady-friend in the meantime, though. She's turning out so damn cute, I could just, like...put her in a little muffin cup and eat her for breakfast.

...What, I completely get mistaken for Linda Hamilton all the time. It is both a blessing and a curse.

climbedforhope

( SPOILERS FOR DARK KNIGHT RISES )

anatomist

You, um- you really don't do canon much, do you? Just...looking around. Bit of a funny brain you've got here, actually, and I've, um. I've seen a few!

[Sharply--]

--don't tell me to cut the crap, this is me. If you're looking for hard lines between poor um-ing, ah-ing Molly Hooper and M- Mo- Mor-

[She stops herself, and gives a very quick, naughty grin before returning to sobriety and seeming gentle, almost sympathetic.]

Just don't bother. It's okay-- not to. That's okay. You're never going to work it out so don't...don't worry, because I'm in your head and you're, um, making me feel a bit seasick, actually, with all the indecision. I'm me. It's just that I'm not just me.

I think that's a bit...reductive, is all.

thebuffoon

Pssssssssssssst.

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Okay, listen, I don't know if you remember this or not? But, ah, you kinda haven't played me in about - oh - I don't know - YEARS? I mean, you haven't even finished watching the series! Shouldn't we just ... I don't know ... hold hands, go to a movie, get to know one another again ...?

Yeah. Okay. It's just 'voice testing' NOW, but you know what I'll need for an undertaking this big?

I'm gonna need Nachos.

I'm also going to need some of that Mountain Dew you keep yourself from drinking because I'm gonna need ENERGY. Lots of it. Besides, I bet they're awesome on nachos, my friend.

I will also require Rufus. My main molerat! My partner in crime!

...well, yes, and naturally, I'll need Kim. That's not even not on the cards. We need the three of us, together again! Crimefightin' trio, kicking old school and sometimes just with Kim kickin'.

Am I right?

... so which ways to the delicious chips and cheesiness?

withthisherringseal

Been a while, mun-san. I'm surprised you still let me out now and then.

I guess some things never change.

I hope you're at least having fun in Luceti again. ...By the way...why do you insist on this 'Kaito' person looking just like me?

barelythere

... Is he...

...getting bored of me...?

B-but... but if that happens-- when he gets bored, he drops things, and I...

... ... ...

...Hn...

squeak_squeaker

Hey mun! Can we talk about my new sweater? I really like it. It's soft and snuggly and I look just like a Llamacrombie and Finch model! [Kronk tugged at it a bit, but not too much. Can't have it all stretched out.] Gee, I wonder who got turned into an alpaca so I could knit that sweater?

Had to be one big alpaca, I think! Hah. That God of the Dead guy sure was nice to help Yzma out like that... it's a shame it didn't work out in the end. Probably should've given him some fruit kebab before he left! Yeah.

At least I got to keep my cozy sweater. [Big smile! Then, scratching his chin a little in wonder.] I wonder why Yzma didn't wear one?

I think we have issues.

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