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Mun, you're getting that application done quickly and with superb skill.

While I don't mind the skill, if you show that level of speed in other areas of your personal life, you'll disappoint people. No one likes a partner that **** too fast, you understand? You'll get a ***** in your *** if you do that.

Not that I would know, of course.

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What are you talking about?

Wait a second!!

Your character type isn't allowed to see this kind of thing. Thankfully it was censored for home viewing.

Does your mun finish everything fast?

He does tags overly fast. This is concerning, Aria.

Oh, so he leaves it all saved up until he can tag quickly all over the place?

That's not good at all. He should learn to pace himself.

Maybe if he thought about other things so he could slow down?

Exploding in bursts of speed is not how to be a proper gentleman, that's for sure. How problematic, having a mun like this.

Aria, let's switch.

That wouldn't be fair! ******* takes a lot longer to get what you want out of it, so I'd say we're perfectly paired.

I just couldn't be satisfied with a mun who's done too soon!

If you call yourself a friend and realize that your buxom chest and slender waist are important, you really would swap!

[She'll just clasp her hands in front of her, causing her arms to squeeze together the aforementioned trait.]

But you have a slender waist too.

Not as skinny as yours! NOT AS SKINNY AS YOURS!!

[Just smile and nod while Shino throws her little fit. Just smile and nod.

Where's Tsuda when you need him?]

That's it! I'm going to work out more and get rid of this fat.

You aren't even fat.

I've heard ****ing burns a lot of calories...and it works muscles you wouldn't normally work.

Having *** does indeed do that. But I'm not some loose woman who would go around ****ing any random guy.

Of course not. Maybe you could hold **** interviews and find the most qualified applicant?

What would be you be looking for in a ****** friend?

We can't do that stuff, Aria. Even with convenient censoring, kids still watch this anime.

[She'll just put a hand to her cheek and giggle a bit. Whoops.]

That would certainly net an adult rating.

Mm! Save it for the Blu-Ray DVD specials.

No no, you only tease with the possibility of that.

We would have to move to an H-game for content like that.

H-game?! Are we old enough to play something like that yet?!

Oh, you don't play them?

[A SPIN]

Of course not. I'm a student council president, not some man who is obsessed with 2D!

But you let me borrow a copy of **** ******* *** ****** the other day.

SSSSSH!! SSSSSSSSSH! DON'T TELL EVERYONE!

Oh...oops! Hehe!

Stop using that icon too!!

But it most accurately expressed the previous tag!

The only thing it accurately expressed was the size of your chest in comparison to mine!

You're too self-conscious! Your body is perfect for **** *** and **** *****.

But I could never do ******** and **********.

You probably will when you find the right person.

Or maybe in the heat of passion?

No, no. It's just physically impossible.

You'd just have to do some stretches first.

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