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[izant]

Ah, finally... the respect a king deserves.

You should be useful.

...so long as that petulant brat and her toy hero aren't part of the equation...I won't have any complaints.

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[the_drowned_desert]

[Look who's here to ruin your day just by existing?]

The princess and the hero will always emerge to rise against you.

[For most it would be a declaration of defiance. For Ganondorf, it's just a statement of fact from one who is pretty genre savvy.]

[izant]

But with a god like you on my side--!

We won't live in shadow as we have for centuries. The Twili will return to Hyrule in glory!

[the_drowned_desert]

...I have never heard of the Twili, nor am I a god. Granted, I am not from the same timeline as yourself, so that is to be expected.

[cant_be_tamed]

[...Midna being a "petulant brat" huh?]

...Hmm. Weird, that's not how I remember it.

[izant]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?!

Just go back to being Midna's pet!

[cant_be_tamed]

I'm not ruining a damned thing. If anyone's the child here, it's you, you crazy bastard.

[izant]

Do you have any idea what I've suffered, you light-dwelling stain on existence?! What all Twili have suffered?! You know nothing, nothing, NOTHING!

And you do the bidding of the selfish girl-child who's content to quietly accept your gods' vindictive punishment for eternity!

I won't accept it! I have my own god now!

[cant_be_tamed]

Midna almost died because of you, you freak!

[...Whoa. Twilight, your face.]

Two Princesses were about to be crowned Queen and now two realms are suffering. At least I know that telling yourself something over and over again doesn't make it true, and that includes your right to kingship.

[izant]

It was my right. Mine!

I was the eldest. The firstborn! It should have been mine!

If your mun weren't sheltering you, boy...I would tear you to pieces!

[cant_be_tamed]

Children aren't meant to rule, and Midna isn't the child here.

[izant]

I will hunt you down and murder you both!

[cant_be_tamed]

Yeah you were real successful with that last time, weren't you?

[izant]

I could cut your throat instead of making you a beast, boy...

[cant_be_tamed]

Try it.

[Not even getting out his sword, nope.]

Go on.

[izant]

*and now he's screaming and running at Link waving his knives like the psycho he is. Good job Link.*

[cant_be_tamed]

[And then he drew his sword at the last possible second, smacking Zant right in the face.

Good job, indeed.]

LKjas;ldfkasdf BEING AMAZING THAT'S WHAT!

[twili]

Respect?

[If she hadn't already been returned to normal and see you and Ganon defeated it'd be a tiny imp scowling at you, because is he serious? She's honestly too caught up on the respect thing to acknowledge the brat comment and that's probably for the better. Do he want a face full of fist!hair right now?]

Don't make me laugh, Zant.

idk. This headcanon for example...

[izant]

So my dear sweet little sister managed to break her curse.

It doesn't give you any more right to rule. I was firstborn, Midna. Not you!

Sister? Lmfao well that's *different*.

[twili]

[That certainly causes his eyes to bulge. She's heard many things over the years since she's been weaving through various places like this, but that is a first.

Crisscrossing her shadow clad arms beneath her chest she gives Zant a rather incredulous glare.]

Keep telling yourself that, Usurper.

[Maybe someone, somewhere, someday might believe it.]

Your claims no matter how outlandish will only continue to get you nowhere. The order of one's birth doesn't make leader any more than being gifted a sword by some watery tart!

The Twili respect and honor only one thing and that's power, Kukuku~ and everyone knows you've always been a bit lacking in that department.

[And yes she's been checking out her nails throughout this entire conversation.]

......do I want to know the other ideas?

[izant]

*he has no idea where the sword thing came from. But the insult is what makes him point one of his knives at her throat.*

I cursed you once, Midna. I could do so much worse.

Sure why not and lol I've got my own tl;dr head canon for the realm and their politics.

[twili]

[She hardly expects a man like Zant to get any of the otherworldly references she makes. So once she's done with her nails, she draws her palm to her lips and yawns.

Needless to say she's not taking any of his threats seriously, because without Ganon around to back him up he is nothing, and Midna is not and never will be helpless damsel in distress.]

I'm waiting ~

[izant]

*except oops, this Zant still has Ganon's power. He comes at her swinging like a madman, screaming in a high-pitched falsetto.*

[twili]

[Well, that's a surprised and it shows for a second. However, a fight really isn't what she's after given at how this place works. Not to mention Midna knows all too well that physical threats against her can not be backed up.

She still remembers all too well the way he felt that day she had been cursed when he whispered in her ear. Like it or not he needs her if he wishes to accomplish anything.

Steeling herself she stands her ground as any confident, tall, and proud Twili would when facing down their enemy.]

[izant]

*Posturing won't help Midna here. Zant isn't exactly in full control of his faculties and hasn't for some time. When he was still sane, he would know that the other Twili had something up their sleeve. But right now, there's only one thing on his mind, and that's murdering her.*

[twili]

[Well, then it's probably for the best then that she is not some conjurer of cheap tricks then either. That Midna he's been speaking with fades away to be replaced by another behind him. If she's real or just a shadow remains to be unseen.]

This is going to get you no where.