On getting hijacked back into the muse box

[thebuffoon]

Pssssssssssssst.

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Okay, listen, I don't know if you remember this or not? But, ah, you kinda haven't played me in about - oh - I don't know - YEARS? I mean, you haven't even finished watching the series! Shouldn't we just ... I don't know ... hold hands, go to a movie, get to know one another again ...?

Yeah. Okay. It's just 'voice testing' NOW, but you know what I'll need for an undertaking this big?

I'm gonna need Nachos.

I'm also going to need some of that Mountain Dew you keep yourself from drinking because I'm gonna need ENERGY. Lots of it. Besides, I bet they're awesome on nachos, my friend.

I will also require Rufus. My main molerat! My partner in crime!

...well, yes, and naturally, I'll need Kim. That's not even not on the cards. We need the three of us, together again! Crimefightin' trio, kicking old school and sometimes just with Kim kickin'.

Am I right?

... so which ways to the delicious chips and cheesiness?

Comments

[giveadragonsomelove]

That's a pretty long list. Think your mun can deliver?

[thebuffoon]

[Scratches his head.] You think I overdid it with the Mountain Dew? I can make due with just the nachos ... and maybe not with the extra cheese.

[giveadragonsomelove]

I don't think it was the soda, dude. From what I hear, it's when you ask for other people it gets all complicated. Think of it like you're trying to get a bunch of stuff out of your parents.

Keep it slow and take it one or two things at a time and make sure to do all your chores so they don't complain as much.

[thebuffoon]

Oh man, I hate complicated ... makes me think of math. And geography. And history.

Okay, okay - then I'll just ask for Kim. [siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.]

[giveadragonsomelove]

Math and history are the worst. Too many numbers to memorize.

[thebuffoon]

Yeah! And then you have to put words in with numbers for math and numbers in with words for history!

[giveadragonsomelove]

Tell me about it! Aren't words and numbers supposed to be separate and all? Why do the gotta mix 'em up like that?

[thebuffoon]

It's like they're already changing the rules just when you started to understand 'em, man. Pure teacher evil.

[giveadragonsomelove]

Teachers are evil. They love giving out low grades and dealing out detention.

[complains_about_lemons]

Oh, wonderful, the buffoon shows up. Nrrgh...everything keeps turning up Drakken today.

[He rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. And sulking.]

[thebuffoon]

Oh like I'm pleased to see you? And the only thing I'd turn up is vomit up.

[He made a true lemon-face just for Drakken.]

[side_kicking]

Well you got the cheesiness right. Welcome to the world of being dragged out by the hair Oh-So-Stoppable.

[thebuffoon]

It's STOP - [a pause] Yeah. Stoppable. And no! I'm not being pulled out by anything, especially not you!

[side_kicking]

Please, you're sidekick to a cheerleader.

[thebuffoon]

Well you're a henchman to Dr. Pigtails! Who, by the way, can't make an invention without buttons that will blow things up.

[side_kicking]

It's a pony tail and it's evil.

But yeah, ok you're right about his inventions.

[thebuffoon]

Pffft. Only if evil is ratty and trying to rip-off country music stars.

HAH.

[beadazzled]

You have a molerat? That is so cooooool!

[thebuffoon]

YES. His name is Rufus and he IS the coolest mole rat ever!

[beadazzled]

Does he crawl around on all fours and go like-

[And excuse her as she gets down to walk on her hands along with her feet and starts making small squeaking sounds before gnawing on the closest piece of furniture near her.]

[thebuffoon]

YES! Except less with the four feet and more with the two feet. [He got down on his haunches, making a chittering noise, wiggling his nose.]

[beadazzled]

[Mabel takes a moment away from her gnawing and squeaking to laugh as Ron gives his own demonstration.]

Does he wear a top hat and have a cane too? Or go to molerat business meetings?

[Because he must be pretty clearly distinguished if he's walking around on two feet that often.]

[thebuffoon]

Not ... that I know of, but I am in school for seven hours a day.

[beadazzled]

I'm not!

But that's because it's summer. School's pretty neat though! Except for that one time we had to dissect frogs. Blech!

[thebuffoon]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah not a big fan of cutting open innocent little froggies either. Besides, blergh, frog guts.

[beadazzled]

Naw that wasn't too bad! What was bad was when Dipper barfed all over!

[thebuffoon]

Oh man! Major grossness! We talkin' horror movie barf or like, PG-13 comedy barf?