basically furniture

[fish]

So at this point, it's pretty much, uh... remember back when I said my my cobwebs had cobwebs? Yeah. You know it's been even longer this time. So long I grew a really— I grew this super crazy mountain man beard, and then my beard actually grew its own beard. And then I decayed into a fine dust and blew away, like that one part in T2 where she's hanging on the fence and the thing exploded, and then everyone in the park like turned into ashes and exploded even more.
Only imagine she had a beard.

But it's fine, don't even worry about it. I can wait. You gotta keep workin on my lady-friend in the meantime, though. She's turning out so damn cute, I could just, like...put her in a little muffin cup and eat her for breakfast.

...What, I completely get mistaken for Linda Hamilton all the time. It is both a blessing and a curse.