dear_mun | Jan. 24th, 2012

Jan. 24th, 2012

No no no. Nuh uh. No way.

Ain't gonna work like that darlin. I mean, look at this way. It ain't gonna work. It's not like we can go to a place without information. You just left a place with two very...well, one of them wasn't so nice, and the other was plain grumpy. But that doesn't mean you should go leaping to a place just because a were and a druid get along so well.

...though hell. I do love it when she teases me. Heh. But that can wait.

We don't even know if anyone would like me. I can't just stay in a hut doin you know what all the time. Well, I could for a week or two. But she wouldn't want to do that for hours on end; she'd get hungry. So would I, even.

So, you gonna squish your feelings, or am I gonna have to give you a hard push down?

sunshineandtv

Do you promise?

defiesgravity

You are the most ridiculous being.

Well then, my pretty, we are back to this again, it shall seem.

And to think I was naive enough to think one achieves peace after death.

Tell of Liir, at least, I am most intrigued.

hangingdogstray

S'been awhile, hasn't it? How come you're wakin' me up now all of a sudden? Was havin' such a nice nap, too...

Ya ain't really thinkin' of sendin' me back to that place, are ya?

...

...Ehhh, well. Least ya can do is give me the satisfaction of knowing that bastard got his ass kicked, right?

An' don't waffle, woman. It's a real pain in the ass when ya do that--either ya send me back, or ya don't. Simple as that.

loonie

Miss Mun?

It's been a while since we became friends. I really miss seeing my companions and would like another crack at it. Thank you, Miss Mun.

With love,
Luna.

callmeyork

So... you've decided to finally start writing the app? Good for you. Zach and I were getting anxious to do something, and it didn't seem like you were going to work up the courage. I'm impressed.

And don't doubt being able to use my voice. I'm sure you remember enough to be able to work through any fears you might have.

... and Zach says to invest in better coffee.

hopefulpageturner

Mun?
Could you please stop talking about these things?
Im not sure im all that comfortable hearing about your thoughts on dirk and me.
*Tugs at collar*
Maybe you should just go to bed instead okay?
I dont know if this is the best reason to want to try and enable my chum into the game either!

minor_setback

[Following this conversation and eventually making it to Dreamwidth(Just assume it's weeks later), Evil comes striding in confidently. He's wearing a boy scout's uniform. He clears his throat and gets a box of cookies out of hammerspace.]

Greetings, fellow citizens of Dreamwidth. My name is John Smith, and I'm not a cat. I'm from Boy Scout troop #616, and I'm here to tell you all about the wonderfully tasty cookies that I wish to sell you. Did I tell you I'm not a cat?

Anyways, just look at this box of mint cookies! They look tasty, don't they? The first 20 buyers get another box free! Buy them now before they're all gone!

[He didn't mention at all how the cookies contained rat poison. Rat poison that would turn everyone into mindless rats.]

pergopugnare

I continue to fight for her sake, not for the sake of violence itself.

But if I must win to return to my duty, then I won't let anyone stand in my way.

germani

.. Your interest in him notwithstanding, I did not know all of my people by name and face. Besides, by that time, my children were becoming nations, so this 'Eric Northman' may not have been one of mine at all.

freeloading

( shakes her head while her mun stresses over what icons to upload. ) ...It can't be as hard as you're making it out to be.

blackmoonrising

Oh great. It's you again.

Y'know, after two years being stuck with you I thought I'd finally shaken you off but no you come crawling back saying you miss me. Hey, here's an idea:

If you like me that much, leave me alone.

Don't think I don't see you there smirking and planning shit for me to get wrapped up in, you really think I'm gonna stand for that? Like hell!
You're not clever and you're not cool so give it a rest already.

...yeah that doesn't mean you should sit there pondering when to take me from. That's not 'giving it a rest' in any language, dumbass.

historycodebook

Just to let you know, I still hate you for putting me in this game. I don't think I mentioned it when you first apped me, but it's worth saying again now.

No, I'm not going to be glad that you didn't decide to kill me. I'm still in this game.

soontobealpha

Look, I'm flattered, but you know how busy I am right now. So if you ain't got anythin' interesting for me to do I should get back.

Not that I'd mind a little break, I think this other shit can wait, don't you?

onewaytrip

That's not the only use for a fire extinguisher.

... I don't think you should ask for one. Again.

tildeathdouspart

I'm really not sure this is a good idea.

No, there are so many other people in this, this headspace already, I shouldn't...

queen_of_bel

It's good to finally be out in the open again! So let's start the year off right and find some of my friends! I think we should start with Yuzu or Amane first mostly because I can't imagine Atsuro or Naoya as a girl...

namesram

Hey, I don't mind; it's my User's name, why should I? And it's completely legit to call him Ram, either by accident or on purpose. Who's going to argue with Flynn, right? So, I know it can be a little confusing, but try not to worry about it. Besides, you think it's funny too.~

And he feels the same, by the way. I should know, he's in here with me and we're going to figure out something fun to do as soon as our tags are caught up. So there's something else to plan for.<3

[Cue Roy waving cheerfully from the back corner. These two. These two.<333]

Also, thanks for keeping me away from... you know. There's still plenty of time to decide whether I was on shift when his pattern spiked the stats or not. And they took all the precautions, right? I don't like leaving Tron and Flynn alone, but... that's the whole point. They're not.

disjointed

No— no, I'm not going with you.

I'm not going with anyone, anywhere— [ Her attention drifts, unfocused. ]

—ever again.

pinnedup

An airship? Like the one... No. Not if I forget again.

I don't want to. They're not safe - the airships, I mean.

I'm sorry.

sophisms

Your efforts in this are amusing, young Mun, but futile, at best.

You will send me to this 'game', I will take that Galaxy of the past as I have taken this one of the present, and I shall have both young Skywalkers at my disposal.

Doubting yourself is not an option, my dear.

meliorism

This is yet another one of your attempts to corrupt me, isn't it? I've been inside of your mind; in fact, you could say I've taken up a rather permanent residence there. I've seen all of your attempts to push me towards the immoral and depraved because you think it's good fun.

I assure you that this one is going to fail like all the others.

sadistfaction

Dear mun,

Please pass on this note for me:

Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata Die Hijikata

That is all.

P.S. I will kill you, Hijikata.

insecrets

... She's going to punch her way through my chest. And then I will come back blind for a week. You and I, mundane, should have a sweet, private conversation on the sorts of torture I approve of.

[A long, painful silence.] At least Johanna will be safe.

shilowallace

No, you're right. This is all...well, it's great, for now. I've made due with less, you know. And it's not like I'm going anywhere, any time soon. I can be patient.

Don't worry about me. I know you always do, but right now, you really don't have to. Anyway, if people's worries for me were insects, I would have a veritable infestation of worry-bugs.

...I'd much rather the worry-bugs.

a_sharp_wit

While I cannot precisely agree with the good or bad of such statements in stage direction, I do agree on one point.

You are quite easily amused, mundane. Whether that is good or bad is the matter of contention, I imagine.

trollpire

Really Mundane
Really
Are You Sincerely Hoping For My Assistance In Deciding Who To Place Within A Game
You Cant Expect An Objective Perspective From Me Surely Considering My Not Inconsiderable Stake In The Matter
Since It Seems You Have Narrowed The Choices Down To Me Or Vriska

Fine If You Must Have An Answer
Take Vriska If You Believe The Place Will Be Kind To Her

Although Speaking Figuratively If I Were You
I Would Be More Worried About Her Being Kind To It

spellwork

This isn't the first time, Mundane, that I've had to practically shove you in the right direction. You're far from unaware of how you try my patience. I do hope that you aren't wasting my time again - for your sake, of course.

[her eyes gleam and she smirks.]

I've my doubts that I'll be so forgiving next time, Mundane.

warriorscribe

I know you can tag more quickly, Mundane.

phantasmal_girl

I know that you mean me well, but I can't understand why I had to leave Balamb Gardens....and you sending me to Rakuen. But why I have made so many friends at balamb gardens. Is there any logical reason for this?

Current Mood: distressed

probablyneedsahelmet

Wha--hey! That's not fair, and you know it! Sure, everyone says I should stop getting knocked around so much, but that's just low!

Come on, why couldn't you have picked something amazing, like "littleconqueror" or something? You could have just used my name, and I wouldn't have cared, but you had to be clever, didn't you?

theinfamous1412

Would you be quiet about how you think I should meet Neal Calfery-san? It gets annoying around about the tenth time.

Also, so you're aware.

No one can compete with this Kaitou Kid. Not even your favorite sauve, American con-artist.

snowcloak

You've had a lot of crazy ideas in the last two days. Goes without saying I'm the most awesome, but still. We are going somewhere, right? Because there's no way I'm going to just sit on my tail forever, y'know. I've got too much stuff to do.

Also, get me some more icons you darn slacker.

...

What do you mean you're thinking about making me a RéBURST OC? Or a gijinka? I will freeze you so hard--

[Technical difficulties! Please stand by.]

abetter_shot

I don't care how much you want to... 'app' me to that bar of yours after it's over here. You've wanted to do that for well over a year now, and you've held off just fine.
I am not going anywhere without Jack. Are we clear?

ex_apaintingdarkly917

This isn't funny! How am I supposed to get rid of this stupid curse? "Destroy it" my ass, I'm not that stupid.

You could have said something, you know! You didn't have to encourage this whole stupid situation.

valaunbound

Firstly, in regards to the insane plan to bring Sobek down and get Daniel back, I can only hope you know what you're doing or that at least the Doctor and the Master do. I'm sure you know I'm not the type to take a risk without fastidiously calculating the success probability before jumping in...

Okay so maybe I have a slight tendency to make spontaneous risky decisions. Slight! That doesn't mean I'd offer myself up as breast-trapped bait to... fine.

Secondly, if you're thinking about putting me elsewhere why would you want a Season 9 or 10 Daniel?! I've already got a perfectly good one who didn't come with the same unfortunate pessimistic pre-conceptions about me. Namely the fact that our first two meetings weren't either me beating him up and stealing a ship or accidentally linking him to me with Kor-mak bracelets. The fact that I inadvertently managed to put those conceptions back anyway is irrelevant!

Thirdly, I'm hungry! Actually I'm starving and for once I'm not exaggerating. I'd be sweet talking those Jaffa by now, get on it.

flamingo_esq

Ah, mundane. Just the person I wanted to see.

Let me start by saying I'm flattered by your interest, truly. But we have to be frank here. You know nothing of the law, let alone how to practice it. Furthermore, I'm not certain you could keep up with my... stamina. You know how much I appreciate the many varied allures of the opposite sex.

And that's not even our biggest problem. I've noticed you've been referring to me as a "light version of the Master". Can I ask why? Simple intelligence, speaking eloquently, and "looking hot in a suit" is not enough to turn me into a full-fledged psychopath, after all, and while I do have my flexible morals and a few friends who turned out to be murderers, I can assure you I'm not about to go around killing people left and right or attempting to rule the world. I was also fully and regrettably human last time I checked.

But I do appreciate the suit compliment.

sacrificeable

And just what do you think you're doing? I won't be so easily distracted from my plans. No matter what you say it won't matter.

Is there a reason why you are still talking?

do_your_research

So. Here we are.

Are you certain about your next move? Think for a moment--no, actually, that would be wasted effort. You'd better just let me do that for you from now on. First, you'll have to make more room. I'm a man with specific requirements and you know that one of them is enough space.

Now get on with it. I'm sure they're getting impatient.

thelasthuman

Hey Princess Mun!

[beat] Cheer up Princess Mun! Don't get yourself messed up! You're doing awesomely. You're so awesome that you could probably tackle the haunted swamp or fight the shrieking demons without even trying.

Try not to be blue okay Princess? I'm not sure I can fight "The Blues".

Can I? Okay maybe if we were in a game, but I know how busy you are princess mun ruling over your character kingdom. there sure are a lot of us.

Anyway. I wanted to tell you don't give up! Everything will work out.

Peace out.

-Finn.

PS- ...Okay so maybe if you could see your way to finding Jake for me? That would be most awesome. Thank you.

goalenu

Kiddo, you're just makin' me feel bad, now. You got what you wanted, I thought. So what, it wasn't everything you wanted outta it. That happens. You know it's not like I just waltzed into my line'a work, either.

No, I didn't jitterbug, either. Shaddup.

Look, if I'm sayin' it, I know that means you know, already, 'cause you heard me sayin' it. Maybe you just gotta stop knowin' so much and start doin', instead. I get some'a my best work done, that way.

redarmorhunter

Statement: Really, mundane? It took you all this time to pick me back up again? I've been languishing in your head with all those meatbags! They are not pleasant company. Or adequate company.

Or even company I can shoot at.

But, well, I suppose I should give your organic brain some credit for actually doing something. Now, I will speak down to you as if you are a small child: find me something to do, or I will protest most vigorously in the special ways that only I can.

gothams_joker

Your dear Uncle Joker's back in town! Haha!

[He flops down, holding a bag of popcorn]

Y'know, it's nice being here. No Bats around who can stop me. True, I won't have the same fun, but it's a whole new playground to run around in. [He pops up a kernel and catches it between his teeth] Lemme tell you, it's refreshing being somewhere where very few people recognize your face.

I think I can make a big splash around here. [He holds up a hand in a theatrical aside] Hopefully with people's falling bodies, hahaha!

Look, you know what to do. Get out of the way and let me run rampant. I'm going to paint this place red and you're gonna let me. Because it's so much more fun that way, isn't it?

socanfaith

Danke schön, mein weltlich. I...appreciate your thinking of me, in this thing you hope to do. Though you may want to wait until you're not so busy, before committing to "playing" me, at this place you like so well. I promise you I will do all I can to help these people, beyond what you know I will not do.

logic_above_all

So we have made the crossing together. You are somewhat tardy in that regard, but you have performed in an exemplary manner in this regard.

Now, I require mental sustenance! Find me something to do, at once.

[He picks up the newspaper, raising an eyebrow briefly]

I require nothing else. Do begin now.

trollsunset

HA! That's the spirit mun! I knew you had it in you?

What's that? You think this is probably a bad idea? Even better! Bad ideas are the most fun, and it's even sweeter when things go right! And things will go right, mun. I'm at the helm, after all.

Although.... before I do anything, we're going to have to talk about my fee. I'm not like the rest of these land lubbers in your headspace here, mun. I won't work for free. If you have an issue with that, you can take it up with my Noble Phantasm. Do we have an understanding?

Talk to me when you have gold,

Rider

humility

...I know. I want to see him too. But there's no helping that he's not here, and I have to focus on Ven for now. You and I only just arrived in the game, why are you so impatient?

fater

...twins, really?

And now I have a cousin too, apparently.

traken_master

Great Rassilon, you simple child, what is wrong with you?

First of all, no matter how slow things are, there is no excuse for you to ignore me, the Master, in favor of Freddy Krueger, especially a "good" version, poor fool. No, I will not help you develop a clear "dream mythology" or outline of what he can and can't do. You're far too obsessive and I want to be busier.

Second of all, much as I didn't want to be, you've dragged me into this new forum. Do something with me. If this version of

fandom_smash is not taking off, find me a game that is already established!

...

You're not too busy, you lazy thing! You've been bored and doing idiot things to stay occupied! Now, I am the Master and you will obey me! Find me something to do!

I think we have issues.

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