He's displeased with his username. Canon is Dynasty Warriors.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Wha--hey! That's not fair, and you know it! Sure, everyone says I should stop getting knocked around so much, but that's just low!

Come on, why couldn't you have picked something amazing, like "littleconqueror" or something? You could have just used my name, and I wouldn't have cared, but you had to be clever, didn't you?

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[ex_prise978]

The name could be a lot worse than that, Brother!

[probablyneedsahelmet]

So I guess I should just be happy that my mun only wanted to humiliate me a little bit, huh?

[ex_prise978]

Exactly. I think there are far worse things out there than that!

[probablyneedsahelmet]

[ Forgive him, Shangxiang. He just noticed the unfortunate implications behind your username. ]

...Yeah, I guess you're right. It really could be worse.

[ex_prise978]

[SEE? It could always be worse.]

I knew you'd see it my way.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Well, now that I'm not so bothered about it anymore, I'm going to be thinking about how bored I am sitting in someone's headspace like this instead.

[ex_prise978]

Your player won't put you in a game?

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Probably not for a while, at least. I'd just go for it, but I guess until then, I'm stuck doing this "voicetesting" thing.

[ex_prise978]

You shouldn't let anything hold you back, Brother. You need a good home!

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Jiangdong is the only home I need. How am I supposed to keep it safe for our family and our friends if I'm stuck here?

[ex_prise978]

Ce, it's not like that at all. How is being stuck in this place better than being trapped in any of those other worlds? Besides, home will be safe. Our people will always protect it.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

They have these "games" in all sorts of different worlds, right? Surely one of them must be ours, or at least close enough to it!

[ex_prise978]

I hope so, Brother... Some of them are a little bit too weird for my liking.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Why can't they just be content to keep us where we belong? I don't want to be separated from the people I care about!

[ex_prise978]

Because they're not content unless they're making others miserable, I guess.

[ex_apprehensive317]

I think your player is right, Brother.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

But that doesn't mean everybody has to know about it!

[ex_apprehensive317]

I think it is a little late to be worrying about that.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

I guess you're right. But I get that talk enough from Da Qiao, Zhou Yu, and... well, pretty much everyone by now.

[zhongda]

My mundane always assumed the username was meant to reference your duel with Taishi Ci. I suppose she took a more charitable view of it than it warranted.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Taishi Ci... now his helmet is one I could get used to! I'm pretty sure he's planning on keeping it, though...

[zhongda]

Well, at the very least, you have his spear.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Huh? Oh, I gave that back when he joined us. Not that he had much use for it... he prefers using those rods of his.

[zhongda]

They're quite the distinctive choice of weapon. Personally, I wouldn't have been too eager to risk getting on the wrong side of them - but then, you're made of sterner stuff than I am.

[lussuria]

Oh, I can already see there's nothing little about you. ♥

[probablyneedsahelmet]

I... uh... thanks? [ He's reasonably sure that's a compliment. Too bad he has no idea what kind of compliment... ]

[lussuria]

Nfu~

[probablyneedsahelmet]

You're an odd one, aren't you? [ The hair was his first clue. ]

[lussuria]

You could say that. ♥

You know, I never could see how one could move in all that pesky armor, anyway.

[probablyneedsahelmet]

That's why I like to keep it light! I have to be able to move quickly, after all. I can't stand being weighed down by all that metal.

[lussuria]

Mmmhmm.

[TOTALLY LEERING HERE]

[beelze]

Those things probably cost more lives than they save!

[probablyneedsahelmet]

Really? Maybe it's a good thing I'm not wearing one after all, then!

[beelze]

[GIGGLE]

[probablyneedsahelmet]

I didn't think it was that funny, but if you say so!

[ningwofuren]

[ While the Lord of Wei has no desire to exchange words with the son of Sun Jian, Cao Cao couldn't help but smirk right now. ]

...It fits you rather well.