on future item drops at abaxcity

[onewaytrip]

That's not the only use for a fire extinguisher.

... I don't think you should ask for one. Again.

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[undeathed]

Fire extinguisher?

What the hell, man? Do you have to find a probation worker to kill in every reality?

[onewaytrip]

There aren't any probation workers here.

[Yet]

[undeathed]

So you've moved on to some other random authority figure, I getcha, you're unstoppable. Who're you gunning for, Barry?

[onewaytrip]

[staaaaaaaaaaaare, facial olympics, and then-]

I'm not killing anyone, Nathan.

[undeathed]

[ The most cheerful, smiley expression. Must you do the starey thing? ]

Well then why would you want a fire extinguisher? That's all we ever use it for! [ And he smiles like he's won and looks around, hands on his hips. ]

What are you doing there, anyway? Reality hopping isn't your style, man.

[onewaytrip]

I don't want it. And we shouldn't be using it... for that. [Hands over face.

Why can't we ever just... put out fires with the fire extinguisher?]

I'm stuck there.

[undeathed]

It's the only thing it's fucking good for. It's not like there's ever any fires.

Wait, are you putting out fires now? Because I don't think there's any call for that bullshit, let the professionals take care of that. They're paid to get third degree burns.

[ Where was he going with this again? ... ]

What do you mean you're stuck? You're never stuck, you're always the one figuring this screwed up shit out!

[awkwards]

How is a fire extinguisher going to help us get out of this shithole?

[onewaytrip]

It's - it's not. [It was either that or the suit! Which one would make you more mad?]

[awkwards]

[ if you bring in that suit, there is no sex for you. x( ]

Then why the fuck did she want it?

[onewaytrip]

[:|]

She couldn't think of anything else. [Simon has a low opinion of his mun.]

Did yours ask for anything?

[awkwards]

[ don't, she is awesome. god, simon, be more of an idiot. ]

No. She couldn't think of anything, either. Kind of thinks the shit I own isn't important.

But now she has an idea and is kicking herself, the twat. [ eye roll. ]

[onewaytrip]

[Oh well, if you say so.]

There's always next month.

[AFTER ALL OF THE TRAUMATIZING THINGS.]

[awkwards]

You really think we'll be around for next month?

[ (tears) ]

[onewaytrip]

I'm not leaving. [Not for as long as you are there.]

[awkwards]

I hope you don't. [ selfish~ ]

But if you do ... as much as I like your mun, I'll hurt her. [ lmao if only she was kelly would this be threatening. ] With that fire extinguisher.

[onewaytrip]

I'll have to let her know.

[croydoned]

Right so, who so, who are you killing this time?

[onewaytrip]

Nobody. Just - no one.

[croydoned]

Then, what is the point of having a fire extinguisher? [Folded arms]

[onewaytrip]

... to put out fires.

[croydoned]

Uh if there was fire, you should call the fire brigade.