Bored Master is grumpy

[traken_master]

Great Rassilon, you simple child, what is wrong with you?

First of all, no matter how slow things are, there is no excuse for you to ignore me, the Master, in favor of Freddy Krueger, especially a "good" version, poor fool. No, I will not help you develop a clear "dream mythology" or outline of what he can and can't do. You're far too obsessive and I want to be busier.

Second of all, much as I didn't want to be, you've dragged me into this new forum. Do something with me. If this version of fandom_smash is not taking off, find me a game that is already established!

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You're not too busy, you lazy thing! You've been bored and doing idiot things to stay occupied! Now, I am the Master and you will obey me! Find me something to do!

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[or_timelords]

[A Doctor is watching that outburst, his far too readable expression indicating that he's torn between pity, fondness, annoyance and amusement. Rassilon, he remembers you like this. That was a long time ago, wasn't it?]

Careful, or you'll break something.

[traken_master]

She's lucky I haven't already. I've been too patient with the child already.

[gingertemp]

[icon text so relevant]

You tell 'em!

[traken_master]

Thank you. Muns are useful, but they do need correction.

[gingertemp]

Oh yes. It always stars with a "Oh, in a moment" or "Maybe tomorrow, love." And then before you know it you're the one making excuses for them.

Best not to start in the first place.

[traken_master]

Such procrastination would be unforgivable! One of these days, someone will find a way to turn the tables on these muns, then we shall have some fun!

[donna_noble]

Oi! Don't you take that tone with your mun! She's been very good to you since the beginning.

Now. It's hard to tell if that... that... Nexus has actually moved or not. Perhaps if it were clearer. Those of us who've moved 'ere would join up again.

[She grimaces.]

Though, I jus' got back with the Doctor... again. Don't know that I want to go anywhere just now.

[traken_master]

Good to me? Ignoring me in favor of that...ha!

Well, technically, it has, though so far, only I am there. *He sighs* My mun is trying to help, I'll give her that. She's put out a couple of ads for the place.

Drag him along with you. It'd serve him right for doing it to others!

[donna_noble]

[She giggles softly at the idea of her dragging the Doctor anywhere.]

I will think about it, though my mun has no interest in joining a place that hasn't officially moved from the other.

[traken_master]

Ah. Move is the critical word, I think. The fandom_smash in this place is open for business, but the other Nexus remains. The new Nexus is a mirror site, as my mun calls it.

[donna_noble]

Yeah, I've heard, but it doesn't seem... very open, if you are the only one present.

[This is said casually, not to accuse anyone of anything.]

[traken_master]

Hm. You do have a good point. My mun is hoping things change, but she isn't certain. Personally, I see no reason to wait around for it.

[donna_noble]

Well, let me know if it changes and I'll try to talk the Doctor into coming.

pardon massive munflail

[cricketycricket]

And to think, it was so nice having not heard the sound of your voice for nearly three years now...

haha Hello! Five, yay!

[traken_master]

I'd apologize for disappointing you, my dear Doctor, but actually I'm quite pleased to do so. Three years? You'll be growing soft.

/enables you like nobody's business

[cricketycricket]

Hardly. Even you'd cringe at some of the things I've faced down, I should think. [particularly the cannibalistic tentacle monster]

:D

[traken_master]

You do tend to underestimate me, Doctor. I'm aware of the horrors this universe holds. I cringe from nothing!

*He's hoping the Doctor will forget the times he has in past.*

/bribes with cookies

[cricketycricket]

What if I told you there was a place that made your Castrovalva look like a child's dollhouse?

:D Is easily bribed...

[traken_master]

I would congratulate you on having such talented and creative enemies and press you for more details.

[hulloeverything]

Oh come oooon. Has ordering someone to obey you ever worked for more than a short while?

[He rolls his eyes, trying to sound put upon. The sentiment, however, is ruined by the grin on his face.]

[traken_master]

My dear Doctor, your appearance grows ever more interesting...and youthful. Are you missing your Academy days?

It does work, actually, just not when you are around.

[hulloeverything]

That brings about the tree in the forest question, though, doesn't it? [He chuckles]

As far as the Academy... [He sighs] It's been centuries. I hardly think about it anymore. Though, being around one of my past selves has brought back a lot of memories.

[traken_master]

The tree in the forest question...what is that, some quaint human folk wisdom?

As you say, Doctor, it was many centuries ago. Which past self would that be?

[hulloeverything]

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it - does it still make a sound? [He smirks]

That would be the Fifth. I'm surprised you haven't asked which regeneration I'm on, now.

[traken_master]

Oh, honestly, Doctor! Of course, it does. It would still produce sound waves, after all.

Ahhh. *He chuckles* Does it matter, my dear Doctor? Your eighth at minimum and thirteenth at most.