on his mun waking him up and planning to take him somewhere

[blackmoonrising]

 
Oh great. It's you again.

Y'know, after two years being stuck with you I thought I'd finally shaken you off but no you come crawling back saying you miss me. Hey, here's an idea:

If you like me that much, leave me alone.

Don't think I don't see you there smirking and planning shit for me to get wrapped up in, you really think I'm gonna stand for that? Like hell!
You're not clever and you're not cool so give it a rest already.


...yeah that doesn't mean you should sit there pondering when to take me from. That's not 'giving it a rest' in any language, dumbass.

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[tearsmythroat]

[Slinging a heavy arm over your shoulders, bro.]

Y'can't jus' shake 'em off, Ichigo. That'd be easy.

[blackmoonrising]

Tch, you're telling me. You'd think I'd earned a break from her bullshit after the stuff she used to throw at me, and all the crap that went on with Aizen and then Ginjo.

[tearsmythroat]

Nope. Now you're more interesting.

[blackmoonrising]

Great, just what I needed. More attention from someone who shoulda got bored with this stuff years ago.

[tearsmythroat]

Join the club.

[blackmoonrising]

Already own the t-shirt.

[tearsmythroat]

Well, I can hope she finds somewhere not too shitty to put ya, but knowin' muns y'might be shit outta luck.

[blackmoonrising]

She wants me to go to Canada. What the hell do I wanna go to Canada for, I don't speak French and English isn't my strongpoint.

[tearsmythroat]

...The fuck is Canada?

[blackmoonrising]

...you've gotta be kidding me.

[tearsmythroat]

You gonna explain or just stand there with that dumb look on your face?

[blackmoonrising]

At least I'm smart enough to know what Canada is, dumbass.

[tearsmythroat]

Hate to break it to ya, but I only learned 'bout useful shit in the academy.

[soul_scatter]

Abarai-fukutaichou.

[WHY do you argue with Kurosaki Ichigo? WHY?]

[blackmoonrising]

Didn't realise that basic Geography wasn't useless shit. My bad.

[holyfight]

It's just her way of showing she cares, Kurosaki-kun!

Besides, she wouldn't send you someplace really bad, would she?

[blackmoonrising]

Doubt it. If she cared, she'd let me do my own thing.

She wants to send me to Canada. I guess it's one up from sticking me in a giant tree that took my memories for two years though.

[holyfight]

Canada doesn't sound so bad! Except for the snow. And the polar bears. Oh, but they have Mounties to keep them away, right?

There are trees that do that? I mean, I saw them in super sentai shows before, but I never thought they were real!

[soul_scatter]

Kurosaki Ichigo

[If you come to Canada, he's quitting. He just... No. Okay, Mun lies. He's not quitting. Because she's mean and won't let him.]

[blackmoonrising]

Yo, Byakuya.

[Sucks to be you, Byakuya. Life's going to get noisier.]