Evil the Cat (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-01-24 01:13 am
minor_setback) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-24 01:13 am
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Voice test redo, still not joining ink_city yet
[Following this conversation and eventually making it to Dreamwidth(Just assume it's weeks later), Evil comes striding in confidently. He's wearing a boy scout's uniform. He clears his throat and gets a box of cookies out of hammerspace.]
Greetings, fellow citizens of Dreamwidth. My name is John Smith, and I'm not a cat. I'm from Boy Scout troop #616, and I'm here to tell you all about the wonderfully tasty cookies that I wish to sell you. Did I tell you I'm not a cat?
Anyways, just look at this box of mint cookies! They look tasty, don't they? The first 20 buyers get another box free! Buy them now before they're all gone!
[He didn't mention at all how the cookies contained rat poison. Rat poison that would turn everyone into mindless rats.]
Greetings, fellow citizens of Dreamwidth. My name is John Smith, and I'm not a cat. I'm from Boy Scout troop #616, and I'm here to tell you all about the wonderfully tasty cookies that I wish to sell you. Did I tell you I'm not a cat?
Anyways, just look at this box of mint cookies! They look tasty, don't they? The first 20 buyers get another box free! Buy them now before they're all gone!
[He didn't mention at all how the cookies contained rat poison. Rat poison that would turn everyone into mindless rats.]