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dear_mun2012-01-24 09:10 pm
flamingo_esq) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-24 09:10 pm
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Ah, mundane. Just the person I wanted to see.
Let me start by saying I'm flattered by your interest, truly. But we have to be frank here. You know nothing of the law, let alone how to practice it. Furthermore, I'm not certain you could keep up with my... stamina. You know how much I appreciate the many varied allures of the opposite sex.
And that's not even our biggest problem. I've noticed you've been referring to me as a "light version of the Master". Can I ask why? Simple intelligence, speaking eloquently, and "looking hot in a suit" is not enough to turn me into a full-fledged psychopath, after all, and while I do have my flexible morals and a few friends who turned out to be murderers, I can assure you I'm not about to go around killing people left and right or attempting to rule the world. I was also fully and regrettably human last time I checked.
But I do appreciate the suit compliment.
Let me start by saying I'm flattered by your interest, truly. But we have to be frank here. You know nothing of the law, let alone how to practice it. Furthermore, I'm not certain you could keep up with my... stamina. You know how much I appreciate the many varied allures of the opposite sex.
And that's not even our biggest problem. I've noticed you've been referring to me as a "light version of the Master". Can I ask why? Simple intelligence, speaking eloquently, and "looking hot in a suit" is not enough to turn me into a full-fledged psychopath, after all, and while I do have my flexible morals and a few friends who turned out to be murderers, I can assure you I'm not about to go around killing people left and right or attempting to rule the world. I was also fully and regrettably human last time I checked.
But I do appreciate the suit compliment.