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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

Comments

[honorher]

..What are you talking about?

[pricey]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[designates]

[ should he not find this funny or... ]

And I thought my distaste for psychiatry was bad.

[khatchadourian]

If you don't pat butts then how do you know so much about how to do it right?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is this what a former surgeon occupies his hands with?

hi i'm bored

[shrikes]

The names they pick usually contain some truth.

[half_truths]

[She narrowly manages to turn her snort into a sort of muffled generic cough. She touches her face to ease the smile playing at her lips.

Maybe she should start cutting back on the wine...] Beg your pardon?