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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

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[khatchadourian]

Are they not? It's kinda hard to tell exactly what you're talking about, Sir...

[buttpatting]

No. They are not the same in any way.

[and that's all hannibal has to say about that]

[khatchadourian]

You know how to touch the butts of children and the vulnerable, but the people of Boston are better left in the capable hands of their local farmers?

Sir, you have given me concerns about both you, and the city of Boston.

[buttpatting]

[oh sweet mother of god what has he come across]

A Boston butt is pork cut from a specific section of a pig. That is what that means.

[khatchadourian]

[a terrible teen :)]

So you've been talking about cuts of meat? [Huh.] What does that have to do with your having worked with infants?

[buttpatting]

[they're all terrible

their brains aren't fully mature and don't smoke as well as adults]

Shouldn't you be in school, learning how to follow a conversation?

[khatchadourian]

Someone once told me that you can't assume you know what someone's talking about when you don't know the context.

[Small smile. Dainty shrug.]

You made me guess.