[no. no recognition for abigail. no body, just an ear.
gotta honor her, rite]
You know, Abigail, I never thought about having a child before I met you. [now he wants one just so he can see if infant meat is fucking great] You've done a very good job of everything so far.
You want to have a child with me? [ deliberately fucking with ya murderdad cause it's that or "i never considered having another dad until will killed my last one to death" and okay maybe she is taking a couple liberties because BUTTPATTING srsly ]
No, Abigail. I do not want to have a child with you, nor is implying such a thing amusing. Is this what girls your age find to be humorous?
[BUTTPATTING IS WHAT HE DOES THO IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH MY INTERPRETATION OF HANNIBAL YOU CAN SHOVE THEM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE BECAUSE I KNOW I'M AMAZING]
what he's mason now i thought he was dolarhyde NOT THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE RIGHT
[ omg you are SO OLD no hannibal we like stickers and jellies ]
No, it's what girls a little bit older than me find humorous. [ THIS IS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. harrisverse: the fictional black hole of laughterlessness ] Why, anyway? What's so special about me? [ since she never got to ask her dad and he's really withholding her dreams, jag ]
they're both played by hot english guys in the movies, don't fret.
Perhaps there's nothing special about you. [O U C H] Perhaps it is because you are the first young person I have had any real interaction with outside of my office.
[C:]
is gary oldman english i have no idea what his real nationality is
What about when you were young? [ you didn't crawl out of the womb fully suited up did you, it would not be surprising. ALSO TRYING NOT SOUND AS PISSED OFF AS THAT SUDDENLY MADE HER FEEL fuck you emotional manipulator ]
Abigail, I do not think about my childhood very much, for many many reasons. We can talk about anything else, within reason, but we will never discuss myself as a child, do you understand?
fuck no i'm not going up against those pinkieless allknowing bastards
[spoiler: hannibal is facing senility, he has to say names every two minutes or he forgets them]
You should talk more to Doctor Bloom. She would like to be there for you, and she is very good at her job. She will be there for you when no one else can, if you allow her to be.
[because like hell is hannibal going out at midnight to get some tampons gurl you need to get some lady friends]
[purple? some grapes that are purple are also purple on the inside because they're super purple. this grape thing has some sort of meaning to hannibal but he's more like an onion with layers which means he's an ogre which means this is totally here for no fucking reason did you read all of it]
That's because you have a habit of sneaking away from the place trying to help you in order to visit. [hannibaby just has that animal magnetism, what can he do?] If you would stay where you should be, you would not see me much at all except for visits, same as with Doctor Bloom.
best part of all the movies might be witch-abused donkey radio
maybe i'm biased but shh]
There is not as much to work with for Doctor Bloom as there is for me. It makes sense that few would want to "pick" her up, as they say. But she will be around, if you look for her, which you most definitely should.
It shouldn't matter what I think, Abigial. [Abigail Abigail Abigail it doesn't even look like a real word anymore] What matters is your actions and the reasoning behind them, not what I interpret them to be.
[ha ha ha hannibal's opinion is everything to everyone, just like that everclear song. but he's modest. yes. that.]
what's lithuanian for go back to shaving your bf's haggard chest hair
[ maybe doing less stupid shit like digging up the dude she murdered. if there's one thing she's learned it's that it's totally only trouble if you get caught :D ]
you might be the first person to call lithuania exotic
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but then we get francis dolarhyde and who don't want that big d
gotta honor her, rite]
You know, Abigail, I never thought about having a child before I met you. [now he wants one just so he can see if infant meat is fucking great] You've done a very good job of everything so far.
fine but i'm only in it for the tiger porn
You want to have a child with me? [ deliberately fucking with ya murderdad cause it's that or "i never considered having another dad until will killed my last one to death" and okay maybe she is taking a couple liberties because BUTTPATTING srsly ]
what about kawaii lee pace mason verger tho
also what
no
fucking what
oh wait]
No, Abigail. I do not want to have a child with you, nor is implying such a thing amusing. Is this what girls your age find to be humorous?
[BUTTPATTING IS WHAT HE DOES THO IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH MY INTERPRETATION OF HANNIBAL YOU CAN SHOVE THEM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE BECAUSE I KNOW I'M AMAZING]
what he's mason now i thought he was dolarhyde NOT THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE RIGHT
No, it's what girls a little bit older than me find humorous. [ THIS IS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. harrisverse: the fictional black hole of laughterlessness ] Why, anyway? What's so special about me? [ since she never got to ask her dad and he's really withholding her dreams, jag ]
they're both played by hot english guys in the movies, don't fret.
Perhaps there's nothing special about you. [O U C H] Perhaps it is because you are the first young person I have had any real interaction with outside of my office.
[C:]
is gary oldman english i have no idea what his real nationality is
What about when you were young? [ you didn't crawl out of the womb fully suited up did you, it would not be surprising. ALSO TRYING NOT SOUND AS PISSED OFF AS THAT SUDDENLY MADE HER FEEL fuck you emotional manipulator ]
google motherfucker do you speak it
murder
murder everywhere]
Abigail, I do not think about my childhood very much, for many many reasons. We can talk about anything else, within reason, but we will never discuss myself as a child, do you understand?
fuck no i'm not going up against those pinkieless allknowing bastards
Fine. Does that include your parents? [ she'd like to measure the power imbalance down to the smallest unit if she can ]
never tell them when your birthday is. i was mortified.
only not because lol hannibal but n e way]
Yes, that includes my parents. Do you understand, or do I need to clarify further?
that would require being born which i never was, i simply am and have always been
I understand. [ self-preservation harumph ] What can I know about you? You know everything about me.
so you're satan? can i call you beelz?
maybe.]
What do you mean? I hardly know everything about you, Abigail; I have not known you long enough to know much at all, in fact.
just try it bub.
More than anyone else. Everything that matters, or that's how it feels these days.
she says as a trailer for the wolverine comes on
You should talk more to Doctor Bloom. She would like to be there for you, and she is very good at her job. She will be there for you when no one else can, if you allow her to be.
[because like hell is hannibal going out at midnight to get some tampons gurl you need to get some lady friends]
oh god no what have i done
I would but she's not around as much as you are.
fucked up, probably.
That's because you have a habit of sneaking away from the place trying to help you in order to visit. [hannibaby just has that animal magnetism, what can he do?] If you would stay where you should be, you would not see me much at all except for visits, same as with Doctor Bloom.
oh good, i thought it was something unexpected.
and then i bit her face
now i'm a believer~ ]
I mean here, in this place. [ not laughing at you hannibal, kinda amused though, shh ] Versions of you show up a lot more often than of Dr. Bloom.
what, like the spanish inquisition?
best part of all the movies might be witch-abused donkey radio
maybe i'm biased but shh]
There is not as much to work with for Doctor Bloom as there is for me. It makes sense that few would want to "pick" her up, as they say. But she will be around, if you look for her, which you most definitely should.
ja monsieur
I'm not avoiding her if that's what you think.
i don't speak german.
It shouldn't matter what I think, Abigial. [Abigail Abigail Abigail it doesn't even look like a real word anymore] What matters is your actions and the reasoning behind them, not what I interpret them to be.
[ha ha ha hannibal's opinion is everything to everyone, just like that everclear song. but he's modest. yes. that.]
what's lithuanian for go back to shaving your bf's haggard chest hair
Well I'm not avoiding her. I don't have to avoid anyone here, actually. After all the attention back home it's kind of like being invisible.
hannigraham
I would think that must be nice for you, the lack of infamy. I'm glad you've found it somewhere.
ooh so exotic somehow~
[ maybe doing less stupid shit like digging up the dude she murdered. if there's one thing she's learned it's that it's totally only trouble if you get caught :D ]
you might be the first person to call lithuania exotic
[How many times can he kill her? Hmm.]
i said somehow.
still sounds like a first to me
C:]