buttpatting: face meat is the best meat (kiss the cook so he can eat your face)
Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] buttpatting) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-18 05:34 pm

r u d e

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?
slightlyoffchilt: (Concerned.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Hannibal that's so thoughtful.]

Ah, yes, I imagine you've coordinated plenty of -- of difficulties, based on the audience. Your dinner table it quite the popular one. [He says it with his awkward smile laugh, because despite his affinity for Hannibal, he still isn't quite comfortable about being near the man. Weird.]

It is really quite kind of you. [A beat.] Surely Doctor Bloom won't be joining us?

[It's almost heartbreaking to conceive that this Chilton will think Hannibal is awesome until the moment it's revealed that he was just being fucked with THE WHOLE TIME and then pretend to be Hannibal's rival, yep.

Almost heartbreaking, but totally hilarious.
]
slightlyoffchilt: (Loom.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I would rather she didn't. I'm not particularly pleased with her, either.

[His tone flatlines to its familiar aridity. There is no love lost between Frederick and Alana, none at all. No doubt he was even more agitated when he learned that Abel Gideon had failed to kill Alana Bloom (thanks to that pesky Will Graham!!), while he was the one to suffer so traumatically (discounting all those dead shrinks).

But Hannibal's demeanor, subtle as it is, nevertheless flatters Chilton. He'd love an evening just between him and Doctor Lecter -- clearly kindred souls, they are!! Or so Chilton likes to think.
]

I'm sure my sentiment isn't welcomed, given that you've mentored her.
slightlyoffchilt: (Unsure.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Actual veal, huh? Abigail was implicitly invited all along! OHOHOHO no one else would laugh, but that's the story of Chilton's life anyway.

Meanwhile, as Hannibal elegantly invades Chilton's personal space like so, Chilton can't help but feel somewhat cornered: a would-be concern that pales before the fact that he doesn't seem to actually mind this. Doctor Lecter, whom he admires, seems to like him and that's what Chilton really needs.

It helps to validate him.
]

That -- goodness, that sounds absolutely divine. I've, ah, found it rather difficult to discuss personal matter concerning -- well, you know what I refer to. My peers aren't equipped to converse about trauma, I've found.

I thought that maybe we could talk about -- if it isn't inappropriate. Of course.

[Chilton is a shrink snob, news at eleven.]
Edited 2013-07-22 02:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't as if it's unheard of for psychiatrists to seek psychiatric assistance. [Of course, this is said more to comfort himself rather than to argue the point with Hannibal. If only he knew about Bedelia, that would make his heart sing.

BUT HE DOESN'T SO HE'LL JUST ASSUMING HANNIBAL IS JUDGING HIM FOR INQUIRING AFTER THERAPY.
]

But I wouldn't want to impose myself on your schedule, mind. I know you're in high demand for civilians. I'm sure that especially after the Graham incident your notoriety will soar. [A beat.] People can be such funny creatures, in that way.
slightlyoffchilt: (Cheese.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'll admit, it's quite tempting. This entire Chesapeake Ripper business has needled me, and I doubt anyone else quite understands the depth.

[OH THE DRAMATIC IRONY.]

It's surprising -- or rather, I find it surprising, that you see a therapist yourself. [The implicit question of why lingers in the air, but he won't inquire it because a) that's rude and b) if it wasn't to someone he actually liked, Chilton would be totally rude.]
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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm hardly sure how I can thank you. [Actually Chilton just has issues about showing gratitude -- we all remember his "more or less" to Bloom.] But know that I feel much relieved, considering you a [resource? friend? companion? mirror?] suitable authority [to submit to?] to engage.

[Oh my god, Hanonnibal, I see you!!]
slightlyoffchilt: (Whimsy.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW it's amazing how unfortunate altering of the text size in one's window makes "bore" look like "bone".]

I'd like to keep our topics relatively focused.

[Establishing boundaries already. Chilton, like most everyone in the canon, isn't keen to have his own self analyzed in depth. Any misplaced trust in Hannibal's abilities allows the other man in, yes, but only to a point. While it was a relief that Hannibal didn't chastise Chilton for his corrosive ethics (enabled him more, even!), Frederick had embodied no intention of airing that possibility.

THANKS A LOT, ALANA.
]
slightlyoffchilt: (Gossip.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Because Chilton is such a dominant in that situation amirite













painful to type.
]

Oh, I assure you, I don't doubt that you listen with finesse. ["Listen" clearly emphasized. Chilton isn't above little powerplays, even when he's the one seeking aid.] You'll have little need to engage my more infamous methods, won't you?

[It's perverse, his glee in acknowledging what he did to Abel. Perverse and yet, he trusts Hannibal can appreciate the whimsy.]
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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-22 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. [He intones, somewhat subdued under Hannibal's hypnotic reassurance. Chilton couldn't ignore the other man's atmosphere, and the power invoked from it. Could anyone blame him for being somewhat intoxicated by it?

He always picked such vibrant men to be fascinated by -- though, admittedly, Chilton won't know the full brunt of this specific fascination for some years.
]

But I can't let such a natural impulse leak out, you understand. Regardless of the rationality, it does look... Suspect. I am running an asylum, after all.
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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, ah, I won't argue that point. [His grin is sheepish, almost deferential -- but not quite there. For whatever unique admiration Hannibal yields from him, Chilton is nevertheless an egotist. He won't bend wholly without a fight.]

I'm sure my anxiety is unfounded, but since my attack at the hands of Abel Gideon, I'm somewhat -- [convinced that people think less of him] -- made hyper aware of how that might reflect upon the hospital.

[Aw yeah, good save.]

I wouldn't want our funds compromised, of course. It is state regulated.
slightlyoffchilt: (Corrective.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sue, yes, to secure my immediate situation -- but potentially sabotage my long term relationship with the association in the meanwhile. It isn't very fun, is it, being the ousted party.

[Being hated, despised? No problem. But being torn from his power source, being banished from his only value of validation? Chilton might just yield before the state, in that regard. No matter how much he agreed with Hannibal's opinions on government.

As long as it wasn't his sort of governing under critical eye.
]

It's nice that -- [Hannibal is listening to him.] I ah, just wanted to say how much. I appreciate this.
slightlyoffchilt: (Unsure.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-24 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Old friends? [His voice was embarrassingly hopeful, his implicit need for a second confirmation rather telling. He tried to recover with a clearing of his throat, a light nodding incline with his head, but he had already exposed himself.

Chilton really wanted this, with Doctor Lecter.
]

I quite like that. [A beat -- and dare he? Dare he?]

Hannibal.

[He outright savors the name, speaking it in this friendly context, thinking himself special among Hannibal's collection of people.]
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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2013-07-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I simply couldn't disagree. [Frederick Chilton: never even occurred to him that something that sounds so pleasant is probably his fate. But who could blame Hannibal, really? Inevitably Chilton, having subscribed so fervently to Hannibal's cult of personality, is going to snap a little at the reveal. He'll take the betrayal so personally, so viscerally, that every day would be a fresh chance for revenge, within his asylum. Especially since Hannibal will so effortlessly resist, provoking Chilton's vengeance into obsession.

But that's a Chilton of the future.

Now he is absolutely in love with the idea of being elevated to Someone Important to Hannibal Lecter. That winked intimacy, that whisper of similarity (however manipulated it is) stimulates Chilton. For a man who normally derides the company of others (real popular fellow here), his sincere interest in Hannibal fascinates himself. It's unlike his fascination with his patients, there are tonal cues of adoration -- and he wants to analyze it all.

Bit narcissistic of Chilton, but that's a given.
]

You know, Hannibal, it's possible that some of our institution psychiatrists might take my recent attack as a -- [Slight rolling of his eyes.] Wake-up call. If ever a position opens...

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