buttpatting: face meat is the best meat (kiss the cook so he can eat your face)
Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] buttpatting) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-18 05:34 pm

r u d e

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?
honorher: <user name="corelite"> (is that what you told my dad)

[personal profile] honorher 2013-07-20 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I--

[a seriously dramatic pause.]

I'm in love with Will Graham.

[is she kidding? you'll never know.]
Edited 2013-07-20 01:28 (UTC)
honorher: <user name="corelite"> (will I need you to stop)

[personal profile] honorher 2013-07-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[oh and there's the snort of laughter reserved just for you.]

Why would I be in love with the image of a guy who's gone wacko?

[She frowns, considering.]

Do you think I like it? The attention?