[beautiful daughter do you really want to start talking about this with your dad because that seems awks and also don't you know about D/s by now you hear it every day because your dads are kinky fucks]
Is this where we discuss yours, Abigail? Is that what you would like to talk about?
[ then we should totally just stab caesar william ]
That's probably why. I can't see you spending much time anyone who would find that funny. [ ain't no one ever daydreamed about hannibal watching clerks ] It's like if you showed up at the hospital in a t-shirt and jeans.
It's just that you usually seem so in control, Hannibal.
[ ooh she's testing that out. he only says her name a thousand fucking times a conversation, it's her turn to pretend she's negotiating a hostage situation ]
it's okay we can be shitbags together. winkyface winkyface.
[no. no recognition for abigail. no body, just an ear.
gotta honor her, rite]
You know, Abigail, I never thought about having a child before I met you. [now he wants one just so he can see if infant meat is fucking great] You've done a very good job of everything so far.
You want to have a child with me? [ deliberately fucking with ya murderdad cause it's that or "i never considered having another dad until will killed my last one to death" and okay maybe she is taking a couple liberties because BUTTPATTING srsly ]
No, Abigail. I do not want to have a child with you, nor is implying such a thing amusing. Is this what girls your age find to be humorous?
[BUTTPATTING IS WHAT HE DOES THO IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH MY INTERPRETATION OF HANNIBAL YOU CAN SHOVE THEM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE BECAUSE I KNOW I'M AMAZING]
what he's mason now i thought he was dolarhyde NOT THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE RIGHT
[ omg you are SO OLD no hannibal we like stickers and jellies ]
No, it's what girls a little bit older than me find humorous. [ THIS IS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. harrisverse: the fictional black hole of laughterlessness ] Why, anyway? What's so special about me? [ since she never got to ask her dad and he's really withholding her dreams, jag ]
they're both played by hot english guys in the movies, don't fret.
Perhaps there's nothing special about you. [O U C H] Perhaps it is because you are the first young person I have had any real interaction with outside of my office.
[C:]
is gary oldman english i have no idea what his real nationality is
What about when you were young? [ you didn't crawl out of the womb fully suited up did you, it would not be surprising. ALSO TRYING NOT SOUND AS PISSED OFF AS THAT SUDDENLY MADE HER FEEL fuck you emotional manipulator ]
Abigail, I do not think about my childhood very much, for many many reasons. We can talk about anything else, within reason, but we will never discuss myself as a child, do you understand?
fuck no i'm not going up against those pinkieless allknowing bastards
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thank you for making it known you only care about me when it comes to being entertained
Is this where we discuss yours, Abigail? Is that what you would like to talk about?
oh i. thought that was obvious??
Already talked about it. And yours is more interesting.
you kept promising icons i could dnt with i thought you loved me
except for bb william.]
I do not understand why it interests anyone; it's absurd and caters to those who appreciate the absurd. That is hardly reflective of me.
[because thomas harris' reality is not absurd at all CORDELL!!!!!]
YOU CAN DO THAT WITH ALL MY ICONS it doesn't have to be true!
caesarwilliam ]That's probably why. I can't see you spending much time anyone who would find that funny. [ ain't no one ever daydreamed about hannibal watching clerks ] It's like if you showed up at the hospital in a t-shirt and jeans.
are you calling me a liar, is that what this is?
when he's older
and has more zorro-like hair]
Anyone, Abigail? Do you find this sort of thing funny?
[what in the fuck are t-shirts and jeans
?????]
well i've called you worse you son of a bitch
I'm not laughing. [ here. now. where you can see her. ]
yeah, but paid time was attached. i'll do most anything for paid time. i have a disease.
abigail
you're lucky you're not talking to will he'd read those brackets and infomod about it and you'd just have to deal because it's canon
(｡･｀ω´･｡)]
I hope it stays that way, Abigail. I do not appreciate being laughed at.
it's called sluttiness and my icons are carriers
into sausageor don't just be consistent ]So what are you gonna do about it?
oh i just thought it was addiction.
he's going to do the best he can, because he's the oogie
boogie
ripper man]
Wait until something better comes along, or simply for her interest to pass.
it can be both!
That seems pretty passive, for you.
[ hannibal not in total control = this is so interesting. [
taking my sluttification thing to all new heights i see
I am a patient man, Abigail. I can wait, if there is a need for it.
[and gypsies don't do well inside stone walls]
and my reputation to new lows :D
It's just that you usually seem so in control, Hannibal.
[ ooh she's testing that out. he only says her name a thousand fucking times a conversation, it's her turn to pretend she's negotiating a hostage situation ]
it's okay we can be shitbags together. winkyface winkyface.
Are you trying to wrest what control I can maintain from me now, Abigail? Is that what you are attempting?
[girl
water u doin]
shitbags ruin lives! >>>>|
I wouldn't be doing a very good job. I'm just interested, that's all.
[ BEIN A TEENAGER WATER *U* DOIN ]
but then we get francis dolarhyde and who don't want that big d
gotta honor her, rite]
You know, Abigail, I never thought about having a child before I met you. [now he wants one just so he can see if infant meat is fucking great] You've done a very good job of everything so far.
fine but i'm only in it for the tiger porn
You want to have a child with me? [ deliberately fucking with ya murderdad cause it's that or "i never considered having another dad until will killed my last one to death" and okay maybe she is taking a couple liberties because BUTTPATTING srsly ]
what about kawaii lee pace mason verger tho
also what
no
fucking what
oh wait]
No, Abigail. I do not want to have a child with you, nor is implying such a thing amusing. Is this what girls your age find to be humorous?
[BUTTPATTING IS WHAT HE DOES THO IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH MY INTERPRETATION OF HANNIBAL YOU CAN SHOVE THEM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE BECAUSE I KNOW I'M AMAZING]
what he's mason now i thought he was dolarhyde NOT THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE RIGHT
No, it's what girls a little bit older than me find humorous. [ THIS IS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. harrisverse: the fictional black hole of laughterlessness ] Why, anyway? What's so special about me? [ since she never got to ask her dad and he's really withholding her dreams, jag ]
they're both played by hot english guys in the movies, don't fret.
Perhaps there's nothing special about you. [O U C H] Perhaps it is because you are the first young person I have had any real interaction with outside of my office.
[C:]
is gary oldman english i have no idea what his real nationality is
What about when you were young? [ you didn't crawl out of the womb fully suited up did you, it would not be surprising. ALSO TRYING NOT SOUND AS PISSED OFF AS THAT SUDDENLY MADE HER FEEL fuck you emotional manipulator ]
google motherfucker do you speak it
murder
murder everywhere]
Abigail, I do not think about my childhood very much, for many many reasons. We can talk about anything else, within reason, but we will never discuss myself as a child, do you understand?
fuck no i'm not going up against those pinkieless allknowing bastards
Fine. Does that include your parents? [ she'd like to measure the power imbalance down to the smallest unit if she can ]
never tell them when your birthday is. i was mortified.
only not because lol hannibal but n e way]
Yes, that includes my parents. Do you understand, or do I need to clarify further?
that would require being born which i never was, i simply am and have always been
I understand. [ self-preservation harumph ] What can I know about you? You know everything about me.
so you're satan? can i call you beelz?
maybe.]
What do you mean? I hardly know everything about you, Abigail; I have not known you long enough to know much at all, in fact.
just try it bub.
she says as a trailer for the wolverine comes on
oh god no what have i done
fucked up, probably.
oh good, i thought it was something unexpected.
what, like the spanish inquisition?
ja monsieur
i don't speak german.
what's lithuanian for go back to shaving your bf's haggard chest hair
hannigraham
ooh so exotic somehow~
you might be the first person to call lithuania exotic
i said somehow.
still sounds like a first to me