buttpatting: face meat is the best meat (kiss the cook so he can eat your face)
Dr. Hannibal Lecter ([personal profile] buttpatting) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-18 05:34 pm

r u d e

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?
shrikes: [ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ] (and saunter off)

oh god no what have i done

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-21 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ all her lady friends end up perforated and pan-fried, forgive her timidity, purple-suited people eater ]

I would but she's not around as much as you are.
shrikes: [ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴɪᴀ ʜᴀs ʟɪǫᴜᴏʀ sᴛᴏʀᴇs, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? ] (up my wagon)

oh good, i thought it was something unexpected.

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ which makes will fiona and her donkey let's do this

and then i bit her face
now i'm a believer~
]


I mean here, in this place. [ not laughing at you hannibal, kinda amused though, shh ] Versions of you show up a lot more often than of Dr. Bloom.
shrikes: [ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜᴏᴜʀʟʏ? ] (I’m looking to)

ja monsieur

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-22 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ dreamworks murderfam movie night no dogs allowed!! ]

I'm not avoiding her if that's what you think.
shrikes: [ ᴍᴀɴ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴘᴀɢʜᴇᴛᴛɪ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴀᴛʙᴀʟʟs, ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪᴇ ] (gonna get away)

what's lithuanian for go back to shaving your bf's haggard chest hair

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-22 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe because abigial isn't /youtried hannbial ]

Well I'm not avoiding her. I don't have to avoid anyone here, actually. After all the attention back home it's kind of like being invisible.
shrikes: [ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴜʏ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ] (up top on a)

ooh so exotic somehow~

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-22 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
And I have a better idea how to keep it now.

[ maybe doing less stupid shit like digging up the dude she murdered. if there's one thing she's learned it's that it's totally only trouble if you get caught :D ]
shrikes: [ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴏᴏᴅɪᴇs ] (creatures in the woods)

i said somehow.

[personal profile] shrikes 2013-07-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [ "ventures" ] You too. [ creepy phone guy ]