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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

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[buttpatting]

[hannibal ain't here to tell you what you should and shouldn't do he'll just guide you all around and (cozy) you until you do what he wanted anyway]

For psychiatry, or psychiatrists? Which one is it truly, Will?

[my good will i cannot take dis anymore

luv me]

[designates]

[ wow this is me taking it all back; Hannibal cannot be hateboner because he's clearly the app-this-plz mod or maybe just every plurker on your timeline you watch to stab in the eye with a plastic spoon ]

One wouldn't exist without the other, so both, I guess.

[ no

wait, actually











no ]

[buttpatting]

[this is a d-m post not a place to dissect cultures who do you think you are]

Neither would the light and darkness, but do you begrudge them their reliance on each other to exist?

[let's be cannibals

rated nc-17 for swearing]

[designates]

[ idk some big name wanker or smthg ]

I begrudge them, Dr. Lecter, because I find them both equally blinding.

[ but is there subtitles for the metaphors tho ]

[buttpatting]

[don't draw too much attention to yourself, you're still in recovery]

One cannot exist without the other, Will. Humanity could not succeed without light, and you would not be here. Without light there is no sun, there is no life, and to begrudge either is to begrudge your very existence. Surely that is an easy comparison, even if you may find it a bit of a grand leap.

[yes but the subs are in russian]

[designates]

[ uuuUGGGH JESUS SHIT HANNIBAL HE IS SO TIRED OF YOUR HIPSTER POETRY actually no he's not speak tumblr to him it's like a mating call

still, tho: ] I wasn't referencing the light and darkness.

[ yeah it's like the last two panels there on infinite loop ]

[buttpatting]

[are you implying i pull the content of my tags from tumblr because i am not okay with that i am very offended actually i get all my shit from ao3 which is reputable and deep

or dreamworks movies lbr]

You just begrudge yourself, then. The way you are. The way you were born or the way you were made, which is it, Will?

[the best bad romance is a rad bromance]

[designates]

[ lol u fuckin lie bro i see that one file tab up on your browser what you tryna ]

Why does it always become a discussion about me?

[ yea too bad that's definitely not what's happening here now back off with the psychoanalzying before he hulks the fuck out on you bro ]

[buttpatting]

[u no my secrets it's time to turn the oven on]

Because I'm worried about you, Will. I want to help you, but if you refuse to help yourself, it's a moot point. What would you rather we discuss, your dogs? They were very lovely when I took care of them for you, by the way. You treat them well.

[can we not shove avengers into superwholockmurdafambly]