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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

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what's lithuanian for go back to shaving your bf's haggard chest hair

[shrikes]

[ maybe because abigial isn't /youtried hannbial ]

Well I'm not avoiding her. I don't have to avoid anyone here, actually. After all the attention back home it's kind of like being invisible.

hannigraham

[buttpatting]

[wow shut up hannibal is right he's always right!!!!]

I would think that must be nice for you, the lack of infamy. I'm glad you've found it somewhere.

ooh so exotic somehow~

[shrikes]

And I have a better idea how to keep it now.

[ maybe doing less stupid shit like digging up the dude she murdered. if there's one thing she's learned it's that it's totally only trouble if you get caught :D ]

you might be the first person to call lithuania exotic

[buttpatting]

Then I wish you luck in that, Abigail, and in every other venture you might make henceforth.

[How many times can he kill her? Hmm.]

i said somehow.

[shrikes]

Yeah. [ "ventures" ] You too. [ creepy phone guy ]

still sounds like a first to me

[buttpatting]

[just this face

C:]