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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

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[honorher]

[oh and there's the snort of laughter reserved just for you.]

Why would I be in love with the image of a guy who's gone wacko?

[She frowns, considering.]

Do you think I like it? The attention?

[buttpatting]

Why would you be in love with Will in the first place? It would never happen on his end, not to mention such a thing would be very unhealthy.

You need to take your time to get back on track. He saw you and was there for you at a very difficult time in your life, Abigail. This does not make him someone you ought to rely on for the rest of your life.

[all you need is hannibaby

...and his freezer]