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[buttpatting]

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

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keywords boo.

[pricey]

There just might. Think there's one you always show up nipping at my heels immediately after?

Three minutes, not even a new record.