[oh, you know, kill somebody and then get all apeshit over it and need buttpats all over the place and be willing to eat anything on your plate and also wear glasses because that look is so h0t]
Are you seriously inquiring? You might ask Jack Crawford, if the reasoning is because of your job. You can inquire at my office during work hours if you are uncertain, but I can always work in a new patient if the need is real.
[ girl you are too serious for him, and your username. mostly your username. ]
I think I'm gonna stick to self-medication for now. No offence but the results so far with Mr. Graham aren't exactly blowing us over at the BSU out of the water.
[stop calling him a girl purposeful misgendering is awful and you should feel awful]
Will Graham is a very special individual with very extreme needs. Every patient is different and must be handled accordingly. If you are implying that my work with Will was a failure, that does not negate the numerous cases with success I have had over the years.
[ jesus lady he said "no offence" don't you know that means you're not allowed to be offended. join the rest of us here in 2013 dear mr. darcy ]
Rude, realistic. [ potato tomato potato tomato ] I don't doubt you're a skilled psychiatrist, which is why it'd be almost criminal for me to waste your time with a relatively healthy childhood or my experimental college years. Obviously you're good enough to have deflected this entire conversation away from the fact that you pat butts.
In order to give me a "pithy nickname," it would do well to not consult Freddie Lounds. She has no real sense of wit about her, so she would be incapable of providing good suggestions.
[and that bitch hates meat
you know what hannibaby hates?
bitches who hate meat and say as much at his table
who the hell does that woman think she is]
actual things i just said out loud "oh a boston butt is a butt!"
If I were to be given a nickname, Mister Price, and no one chose "Hannibal the Cannibal" before anything else, I would be sorely disappointed. It requires no creativity, it rhymes, and I am honestly surprised no one has tried to breach the topic with me as of yet.
Or have you all been refusing to say as much because of Jack Crawford?
how much ruder can you be in five minutes hannibal is curious he needs to know]
Would you like to come over for dinner, Mister Price? You and the other two in your science team, perhaps? I would need to know beforehand if any of you are vegetarians.
[jfc why didn't jack tell him that it's like the epitome of douchebaggery, not telling a gourmet chef things like diets and allergies
everyone who comes to hannibal's table without being up front about their tastes is just gonna fucking die because he can't handle it anymore]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
no subject
[i wear your doctor's clothes
i look incredible]
no subject
[ whatchu know about rockin a stag in ya noggin
whatchu knowin about wearin a very well-tailored person suit ]
no subject
price u mad bro]
I'm afraid you'll have to fill out some paperwork before we start such a line of discussion.
no subject
I'm pretty sure you're out of my price range.
no subject
Prices can be negotiated, in regards to which insurance company the patient would be using.
no subject
no subject
Are you seriously inquiring? You might ask Jack Crawford, if the reasoning is because of your job. You can inquire at my office during work hours if you are uncertain, but I can always work in a new patient if the need is real.
no subject
I think I'm gonna stick to self-medication for now. No offence but the results so far with Mr. Graham aren't exactly blowing us over at the BSU out of the water.
no subject
Will Graham is a very special individual with very extreme needs. Every patient is different and must be handled accordingly. If you are implying that my work with Will was a failure, that does not negate the numerous cases with success I have had over the years.
There's no call for you to be rude, Mister Price.
[season 2 calls for jimmy stew, gj]
no subject
Rude, realistic. [ potato tomato potato tomato ] I don't doubt you're a skilled psychiatrist, which is why it'd be almost criminal for me to waste your time with a relatively healthy childhood or my experimental college years. Obviously you're good enough to have deflected this entire conversation away from the fact that you pat butts.
no subject
I do no such thing. [lies lies lies] I would be more inclined to ignore butts than do anything else with them.
[how many times can hannibal say butts before it stops being funny place your bets price]
okay literally before i read that my tag back was just "say butts some more"
buttpatting butt butt buttpatting
[and that bitch hates meat
you know what hannibaby hates?
bitches who hate meat and say as much at his table
who the hell does that woman think she is]
actual things i just said out loud "oh a boston butt is a butt!"
Just -- pretend you have a sense of humour.
buttimore patter, enemy of mankind. also: butts. say it again. say it out loud.
If I were to be given a nickname, Mister Price, and no one chose "Hannibal the Cannibal" before anything else, I would be sorely disappointed. It requires no creativity, it rhymes, and I am honestly surprised no one has tried to breach the topic with me as of yet.
Or have you all been refusing to say as much because of Jack Crawford?
b-butt hannibaru-sempai （’-’*)
now sit on the blue couch. naturally, we fuck afterwards.
how much ruder can you be in five minutes hannibal is curious he needs to know]
Would you like to come over for dinner, Mister Price? You and the other two in your science team, perhaps? I would need to know beforehand if any of you are vegetarians.
[jfc why didn't jack tell him that it's like the epitome of douchebaggery, not telling a gourmet chef things like diets and allergies
everyone who comes to hannibal's table without being up front about their tastes is just gonna fucking die because he can't handle it anymore]