Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[twin_armageddons]

oh for fuck2 2ake.

[phazeandblood]

LIKE YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY SHIT WHEN YOU DITCHED ME ON THE WORST FUCKING DAY POSSIBLE TO GO BUMP DOUCHEBULGES WITH DAVE.

[moveslikestrider]

reasons number how many are we up to why its gaming time
actually how about this
you me and the sims lets see who we can successfully make on there

[moirailcompass]

[Proof again that you are sorta incredibly adorable, Karkat]

:33 < whats that thing mewlin sometimes say?
:33 < oh yea
:33 < tsun tsun
:33 < dere dere

[phazeandblood]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

[caligulas_aquarium]

you called

[phazeandblood]

SOLLUX IS BEING MORE OF A PRICK THAN USUAL AND IF YOU GET YOUR DOUCHEFINS INTO THAT GAME YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

[twin_armageddons]

GET OUT.

[controledfreak]

Oh there you are again.

The last time we met you left without telling me your name.

And you've already got mine, so that hardly seems fair.

[overkrill]

)(EE)(EE)(EE
dang nubs tell us how you reely feel

[phazeandblood]

I'M SURROUNDED AND DROWNING IN INSUFFERABLE PRICKS AND I WILL TAKE ANYONE TO SAVE ME.

[spaceydog]

Karkat, if you tried to find a new friend, you probably get sick of them, just as much as you did with sollux :P
just accept sollux and get over
or
do you need me to teach you how to build bridges?

[twin_armageddons]

he ju2t doe2n't realiize how chariitable ii wa2 two put up wiith hiim for 2o long and nobody el2e ii2 ever goiing two do that for hiim.

[corpseparties]

awww come on karkat dave isnt that bad!
im sure if youll be able to work throught it if you just give it some
...
...
...

time

[twin_armageddons]

hey aa want two come be my be2t friiend.

[moveslikestrider]

hahahaha good one
and really hes making a huge deal out of a lot of dumb shit

[phazeandblood]

IF YOUR AIM WAS TO CAUSE ME PHYSICAL PAIN WITH HORRIBLE PUNS, YOU SUCCEEDED.

[moveslikestrider]

all im hearing is blah blah strider sucks blah blah urgh im overthinking EVERYTHING
dude just calm down
hit a movie and chill the hell out
and stop calling me when im going to bed or asleep
its fruitless and we both know it

[phazeandblood]

DAVE, THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU THIS TIME THIS IS JUST SOME TROLL BULLSHIT BETWEEN ME AND SOLLUX THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU JUST HAVE THE HORRIBLE FUCKING MISFORTUNE OF BEING STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

[controledfreak]

[Because meeting a younger version of your planet's horrorterror is THE BEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT NOW, amirite?]

Wow. And all the other ones of your species were much more mild-tempered.

Lighten up.

[renaissance_ninja]

Vantas, you need stop, drop and bust a move before you bust a blood vestal okay?
You see me? You see me in my display right there? That's me cooling my tits, you need to try it out.

[twin_armageddons]

oh my god.

Because Karkat's love life is everybody's business?

[consider8]

Oh goodness. That is quite a lot of unrestrained tension that I am hearing. As much as I 8elieve it is a good thing to release your pent up frustrations 8efore they get malignant, I also feel that in this situation you would do well to practice various other exercises that may 8e ameda8le to stress relief. If you like, I can provide you with some details on varying methods that would 8e helpful, such as some meditation, massage therapy and aromatic tea.

[pranksterheir]

dave is best friends with sollux?

[moveslikestrider]

no bro were getting to know each other
but you are my forever girl
only you

[plush_rump]

Is my younger bro bullying you little man?
Do I need to talk to them about people's (or troll's in this case) sensitive feelings?