Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[phazeandblood]

DAVE, THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU THIS TIME THIS IS JUST SOME TROLL BULLSHIT BETWEEN ME AND SOLLUX THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU JUST HAVE THE HORRIBLE FUCKING MISFORTUNE OF BEING STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

[twin_armageddons]

clown2 two the left of me
a22hole2 two the riight
here ii am
2tuck iin the miiddle wiith you.

[moveslikestrider]

i seriously think this is you overthinking a stupid JOKE