Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

you are the most perfect best friend i could ever ask for
if you die in this brave brave act ill make sure the minstrels sing your praises
before we eat them

[pranksterheir]

[Awww, do you really mean that, Dave.]

wouldn't it just be you eating them if i'm dead?

[moveslikestrider]

exactly
so you have to not die so we can both partake

[pranksterheir]

then i won't die!

[moveslikestrider]

awesome
calling drum sticks ahead of time

[pranksterheir]

i call breasts!
those are the best parts.

ok, that veered off into weird territory really fast.

[moveslikestrider]

yeah this got a little disturbing
so you like breasts
do tell

[pranksterheir]

i don't want to talk about boobs, dave!

[moveslikestrider]

you started it and now youre chickening out
have you ever even touched a boob

[pranksterheir]

no.
have you.

[moveslikestrider]

i might have

[pranksterheir]

really? who?

[moveslikestrider]

you expect me to grope and tell
wow dude
anyway getting back into the main topic
were the best of bros so dont worry about karkats tantrums

[pranksterheir]

was it jade?

[moveslikestrider]

what
no??
what part of havent seen her in two years wasnt apparent here

[pranksterheir]

ok, it was either terezi or kanaya then.
or rose.
but i'm going to go with it wasn't rose.
because, ew dave.
unless it was someone since you got to the port.

[moveslikestrider]

lets get one thing out of the way
i will never touch my sister
ever
ok

[pranksterheir]

ok, dave.

[moveslikestrider]

you can imagine being corrupted by her cold embrace
you can picture touching that or hitting that
but leave me out of it
forever

[pranksterheir]

what!
ew, dave, rose is my friend!