Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[phazeandblood]

THE POINT IS I'M TRYING TO PISS HIM OFF ON A LONG TERM BASIS HERE, NOT JUST THE SHORT TERM AS AMUSING AS THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat evven happened anywway
musta been pretty bad if youre givvin up on the guy you fell all ovver yourself for wwhen he died

[gossip gossip gossip cmonnnnn]

[phazeandblood]

SOLLUX BEING SOLLUX AND BAILING ON ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO DISCUSS A SERIOUS MATTER WITH HIM.

[caligulas_aquarium]

cmon kar thats nothin to go by
you got specifics here or wwhat

[twin_armageddons]

he'2 mad ii don't have caliiganou2 feeliing2 for hiim.
that'2 all iit ii2.
ii'm 2ure you two can have a niice chat over iit.