Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

iit'2 hii2 own fault.

[corpseparties]

and youre sure youre not overreacting to his overreacting?

[twin_armageddons]

aa he told me ii can't act the way ii have alway2 acted becau2e ii am apaprently makiing hiim thiink black thought2 or whatever the fuck he wa2 even goiing on about.

iit'2 2tupiid.
iit'2 2tupiid for kk, that'2 how 2tupiid iit ii2.

[corpseparties]

well karkats always been a little weird about the romance stuff
never thought hed start feeling that way about you though


has anything weird been going on to make him change his mind?

[twin_armageddons]

we were arguiing over 2omethiing poiintle22 a2 u2ual when the other 2triider opened hii2 mouth and 2aiid iit looked caliiganou2.
and now he ii2 paranoiid about iit.

1/3

[corpseparties]

[corpseparties]

[corpseparties]

well that is pretty dumb then
i think striders make it a point to say things that they think will put people off
like some weird learned behavioral defense

[twin_armageddons]

2o dumb.
yet now here he ii2, mad at me more than u2ual becau2e ii refu2ed two 2tiick around and dii2cu22 iin-depth feeliing2 wiith hiim about what we are goiing two do two make our future iimagiinary kii2me22ii2 not be jealou2.

[corpseparties]

that is a pretty weird thing to want to talk about
especially if theres nothing going on
wouldnt talking about something that isnt really happening just make things more awkward?

[twin_armageddons]

YE2. THANKYOU.
yet thii2 ii2 why he doe2n't want two be friiend2 wiith me anymore, and ii am goiing two go play game2 wiith dave iinstead.

[corpseparties]

im still pretty sure hell get over it soon enough
he just has to realize how dumb hes being about it


what game are you guys playing?

[twin_armageddons]

you are 2everely undere2tiimatiing how 2tupiid a vanta2 can be.

ii thiink we are goiing two make people on the 2iim2 and then do horriible thiing2 two them.

[corpseparties]

maybe
i dunno i like having faith that people will figure out their mistakes


troll sims or human sims?
because i think the variations of horrible things might be different depending

[twin_armageddons]

ii diidn't even thiink about iit.
human 2iim2 ii gue22.

but that ii2n't all, he want2 u2 all two move iinto the 2ame hiive.
me, hiim, gz and hii2 human2.
can you iimagiine how awful that wiill be?
the whole 2iituatiion ii2



doomed.

[corpseparties]

youll have to let me know how that goes i think
it sounds like itll be interesting

but if hes being all weird about you then wouldnt living with you make things even weirder?
like
a lot weirder?

[twin_armageddons]

2ee thii2 ii2 why ii ju2t cannot deal wiith hiim.

[corpseparties]

well hopefully hell realize that its kind of a dumb idea
especially if hes going to keep insisting on this blackrom stuff

[twin_armageddons]

urgh can we 2top talkiing about kk and blackrom iit ii2 makiing me feel 2iick.

[corpseparties]

haha okay sorry
we can talk about something else if you want!

[twin_armageddons]

anythiing.
liiterally anythiing.

[corpseparties]

okay
well
whats this place youre in like?
youre doing alright i hope

[twin_armageddons]

you can't go out at niight wiithout haviing freakii2h mon2ter2 on you.
iit'2 2unny and cold the re2t of the tiime.
ii only turned up a week ago and have had two put up wiith kk all that tiime.

2o iit ii2 ba2iically terriible.

[corpseparties]

oh ew cold
and they expect us to be diurnal?
wow how inconsiderate
i hope the sun isnt as bad as it was on alternia at least

[twin_armageddons]

iit'2 not a2 bad a2 that, at lea2t you won't get burnt or bliined by iit.
2tiill 2uck2 though.