Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

gz and kk can have theiir own hiive then.

then the murderou2 hiighblood hiive.

then our2 ii gue22.

[corpseparties]

okay!
who gets to learn all the cooking skills though?
if i remember right those things are a total pain

[twin_armageddons]

make tavro2 do iit.

[corpseparties]

hes probably our best bet really
id be worried about terezis sim somehow using her taste o vision on all the ingredients

[twin_armageddons]

yeah let'2 not have the bliind giirl cook.
2he can go do her legii2lator job anyway.
tavro2 can be the cookiing guy.

[corpseparties]

okay
what about kanaya is bringing fashion to the unwashed masses a thing she can do?

[twin_armageddons]

yeah iit actually doe2 have a fa2hiion job.
you can be a gho2t hunter two you know.

[corpseparties]

oh good then she can


it does?
oh wow i definitely want to do that!

[twin_armageddons]

yeah.
you can al2o take vacatiion2 and iinve2tiigate tomb2 and 2tuff.
ii piirated all the explan2iion2 for iit.

[corpseparties]

this is going to be the best game of sims
ever

[twin_armageddons]

ii can dowload a copy of iit two your hu2ktop two iif you want.

[corpseparties]

that would be great!
you just
have to remind me what keys do what again i kind of forget

[twin_armageddons]

ok.
iit'2 pretty ea2y though you'd have two be a complete iidiiot not two fiigure iit out.

[corpseparties]

well ill have to do my best not to be a complete idiot then wont i?

[twin_armageddons]

well ii already know that you aren't 2o...

yeah.

[how 2 social, halp]

[corpseparties]

hahaha i was just joking sollux!
dont worry i know what you mean

[twin_armageddons]

oh.
alriight.

[corpseparties]

right
now
how big do you think we can make vriska and feferis hair?

[twin_armageddons]

ii dont know.
pretty biig ii gue22, ii mean iit 2houldn't be two hard.