Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

ii'm not beiing diiffiicult!

[corpseparties]

[just this face]

[twin_armageddons]

[poutingggg]

[corpseparties]

[stariiiiiing]

[twin_armageddons]

[being a little wriggler]

[corpseparties]

[reeeeeeeaches out...









...paps.]

[twin_armageddons]

maybe iin2tead of goiing back ii wiill 2tay here and hang out wiith you iin2tead.
2iince that'2 what happen2 anyway.

[corpseparties]

haha
its not like id mind the company

[twin_armageddons]

ok good.
let'2 ju2t 2tay here then iit ha2 two be better than 2iiren'2 port.

[corpseparties]

alright
but youre in charge of the entertainment ok?

[twin_armageddons]

2ure. what do you want two do?

[corpseparties]

its been a while since we got to play any of your games together

[read: he plays, she watches because she fails at them pretty hard.]

im sure you have a bunch you havent had a chance to show me!

[twin_armageddons]

you can help me make 2ome 2iim2 iif you want two?

[corpseparties]

okay!
who can we make?
besides us i mean
feferi and tavros definitely

[twin_armageddons]

we can do tz too 2he'2 pretty cool.
maybe kanaya?

[corpseparties]

yes yes!
and nepeta too shes pretty fun!


do you think we could make any of the other highbloods without something really awful happening

[twin_armageddons]

we could make them and then put them iin a hiive wiith no doors or wiindows eheheh.

[corpseparties]

i didnt even know you could do that!

[twin_armageddons]

you can buiild your hiive2 however you want two.
2o iif you let them walk iin you can pau2e iit two remove the door, then they can never get out.

[corpseparties]

i guess we can put vriska equius and eridan in there

gamzee should be okay as long as he has karkat though

[twin_armageddons]

gz and kk can have theiir own hiive then.

then the murderou2 hiighblood hiive.

then our2 ii gue22.

[corpseparties]

okay!
who gets to learn all the cooking skills though?
if i remember right those things are a total pain

[twin_armageddons]

make tavro2 do iit.

[corpseparties]

hes probably our best bet really
id be worried about terezis sim somehow using her taste o vision on all the ingredients

[twin_armageddons]

yeah let'2 not have the bliind giirl cook.
2he can go do her legii2lator job anyway.
tavro2 can be the cookiing guy.