Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[phazeandblood]

IT MEANS TAKE A BROKEN RUSTED KNIFE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOOK AND MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.

[twin_armageddons]

2top black fliirtiing wiith me KK, ii'm ju2t not iintere2ted.

[phazeandblood]

OH MY GOD I AM NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU GET OVER YOURSELF, THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET AT BEFORE.
AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN'T A LITTE BITCH WHO RUNS WHEN EVEN THE MENTION OF EMOTION COMES UP.

[twin_armageddons]

YOU 2AIID YOU HAD A CRU2H ON 2OME WEIIRD COMBIINATIION OF ME AND 2TRIIDER OF COUR2E II WA2 GOIING TO AB2COND THE FUCK OUT OF THAT AWFUL CONVER2ATIION.

[phazeandblood]

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME TIME TO EXPLAIN BECAUSE YOU NOPED THE FUCK OUT.
IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY MANED THE FUCK UP AND TALKED ABOUT IT THEN IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SORTED OUT BUT NO YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND BE A MASSIVE NOOKSUCKING PRICK ABOUT IT.

[twin_armageddons]

yeah well con2iider thii2 me nopiing the fuck out for a 2econd tiime.
NOT HAPPENIING.

[phazeandblood]

AND THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND.

[twin_armageddons]

good.

friiend2hiip OVER.