Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[corpseparties]

hell calm down soon enough and start blaming his past self ill bet

oh!
so its like human schoolfeeding!
okay neat

[moveslikestrider]

oh great another reason to be woken up
then it turns right around to strider sucks
i give up

yeah thats right
its not so bad

[corpseparties]

its okay dave
you just have to derail him with something else!

it sounds kind of interesting
whats it like?

[moveslikestrider]

im just going to start playing rap back at him
let biggie smalls teach him a thing or two

depends on the level
you sit in a class and the teacher yacks about the subject
sometimes you get hands on lessons
usually in science class or an art one

[corpseparties]

i dont know how well playing him your famous slam poets will work
but anything is worth trying i guess!

oh well i cant say sitting around listening to someone sounds that great
hands on lessons sound fun though!

[moveslikestrider]

if anything it will be entertaining

its not
the hands on stuff is usually the best
especially like id if port does it but field trips
for one youre not sitting in some stupid desk
for two field trips
hell yes

[corpseparties]

well
yeah probably actually!

field trips?
like going outside to learn things?
wow!

[moveslikestrider]

exactly
taking a trip to go learn shit
also includes some hands on stuff for major points to the awesome category

[corpseparties]

it sounds pretty great actually!