Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[twin_armageddons]

GET OUT.

[caligulas_aquarium]

nope

[twin_armageddons]

2orry there'2 only enough room for one murderou2 2cumbag and we already have gamzee here 2o bye.

[caligulas_aquarium]

sorry wwhats that
i cant hear you ovver the sound a kar hatin you more than me
an i killed a bunch a people he cared about an doomed our race so seriously howw fuckin awwful must you be i mean really
i alwways said it but noww its just kinda obvvious

[twin_armageddons]

you know what ii changed my miind.
2ure, go be hii2 be2t friiend.
maybe iit wiill mean that the two of you leave the re2t of alone and we can actually have a DECENT EXII2TANCE.

[caligulas_aquarium]

too bad captor you gotta be hatched into a decent existence to evver havve one