Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[corpseparties]

maybe if terezi or kanaya show up they can help with calming him down
he usually listens to them at least

[twin_armageddons]

liiterally anyone who ii2n't eriidan would be welcome at thii2 poiint.

[corpseparties]

well im sure someone will show up soon!
just
try and ignore karkats weirdness until he gets the point i guess?
will that work?

[twin_armageddons]

ii already am.
iin fact ii just po2ted two try and get my2elf a new be2t friiend.

[corpseparties]

oh sollux
you know thats only going to make him angry all over again

[twin_armageddons]

yeah, but kiinda don't care.

[corpseparties]

alright just try not to take it too far okay?
you guys dont seem to have too much in the way of backup if you decide to try and not work together

[twin_armageddons]

better hope he realiize2 how 2tupiid he ii2 beiing then.

[corpseparties]

well it doesnt help any that youre being kind of dumb too

[twin_armageddons]

wow, ju2t who'2 2iide are you on here??

[corpseparties]

im not taking anyones side
i just think that you should know better than to keep pushing the fight further and further
especially if you dont want him to think its something caliginous

[twin_armageddons]

ii dont have two be black for hiim to call hiim out for beiing a nub2lurpiing jerk!

[corpseparties]

well of course not
but he might not think of it that way you know!

[twin_armageddons]

are you 2ure you don't want two be my be2tfriiend 2o ii don't have two deal wiith hiim.

[corpseparties]

no one ever said you could only have one best friend you know

[twin_armageddons]

ye2 but one would be better than the other.

[corpseparties]

you know what i mean sollux dont be difficult

[twin_armageddons]

ii'm not beiing diiffiicult!

[corpseparties]

[just this face]

[twin_armageddons]

[poutingggg]

[corpseparties]

[stariiiiiing]

[twin_armageddons]

[being a little wriggler]

[corpseparties]

[reeeeeeeaches out...









...paps.]

[twin_armageddons]

maybe iin2tead of goiing back ii wiill 2tay here and hang out wiith you iin2tead.
2iince that'2 what happen2 anyway.

[corpseparties]

haha
its not like id mind the company