Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

dunno
i wwasnt exactly on any sort a intimate levvel wwith future you so it aint like i kneww wwhat she wwas like either
all i did wwas off a buncha marine life so often enough to feed her
you
wwhatevver
so i nevver gavve it any sorta thought

Hover over the bouncing Horroricon for a quick translation o/

[controledfreak]

Expectations assume preconceived notions. If I failed to achieve them, that makes them definable enough to be given form.

At least partially.

It's the one of the most basic qualities of order. In order to bring order to chaos one must be able to identify it as an immovable object governed by rules. Only then can consistency be observed.

What, then, were your prior assessments of what I was to be, and how did I fail to achieve them?

\o/

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont knoww at least i assumed an eldritch monstrosity wwouldnt be so touchy

[controledfreak]

I'm not touchy.

We have been down this path before. It is becoming tedious.

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright fine WWHATEVVER
if youre so not so touchy then wwhat the fuck do YOU wwanna talk about cause im comin up a blank here

[controledfreak]

Uh...

...



[No, yeah, she forgot.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[But what if he just continues to stare expectantly in silence, oh future emissary of the horrorterrors.

What then.]

[controledfreak]

[She'll BS, that's what.]

You are in my way.

Please remove yourself, or I will be forced to do it myself.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[wha..........

ok yeah he's actually confused now.]

but
youre the one wwho approached ME strikin up convversation wwith a joke an all howw the fuck am i the one in the wway