Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

Comments

[twin_armageddons]

you are 2everely undere2tiimatiing how 2tupiid a vanta2 can be.

ii thiink we are goiing two make people on the 2iim2 and then do horriible thiing2 two them.

[corpseparties]

maybe
i dunno i like having faith that people will figure out their mistakes


troll sims or human sims?
because i think the variations of horrible things might be different depending

[twin_armageddons]

ii diidn't even thiink about iit.
human 2iim2 ii gue22.

but that ii2n't all, he want2 u2 all two move iinto the 2ame hiive.
me, hiim, gz and hii2 human2.
can you iimagiine how awful that wiill be?
the whole 2iituatiion ii2



doomed.

[corpseparties]

youll have to let me know how that goes i think
it sounds like itll be interesting

but if hes being all weird about you then wouldnt living with you make things even weirder?
like
a lot weirder?

[twin_armageddons]

2ee thii2 ii2 why ii ju2t cannot deal wiith hiim.

[corpseparties]

well hopefully hell realize that its kind of a dumb idea
especially if hes going to keep insisting on this blackrom stuff

[twin_armageddons]

urgh can we 2top talkiing about kk and blackrom iit ii2 makiing me feel 2iick.

[corpseparties]

haha okay sorry
we can talk about something else if you want!

[twin_armageddons]

anythiing.
liiterally anythiing.

[corpseparties]

okay
well
whats this place youre in like?
youre doing alright i hope

[twin_armageddons]

you can't go out at niight wiithout haviing freakii2h mon2ter2 on you.
iit'2 2unny and cold the re2t of the tiime.
ii only turned up a week ago and have had two put up wiith kk all that tiime.

2o iit ii2 ba2iically terriible.

[corpseparties]

oh ew cold
and they expect us to be diurnal?
wow how inconsiderate
i hope the sun isnt as bad as it was on alternia at least

[twin_armageddons]

iit'2 not a2 bad a2 that, at lea2t you won't get burnt or bliined by iit.
2tiill 2uck2 though.

[corpseparties]

how many of the others are there?

[twin_armageddons]

ju2t kk and gz from our group.

[corpseparties]

wow just the three of you?
well im sure more of us will show up soon

[twin_armageddons]

ii hope 2o.

[corpseparties]

maybe if terezi or kanaya show up they can help with calming him down
he usually listens to them at least

[twin_armageddons]

liiterally anyone who ii2n't eriidan would be welcome at thii2 poiint.

[corpseparties]

well im sure someone will show up soon!
just
try and ignore karkats weirdness until he gets the point i guess?
will that work?

[twin_armageddons]

ii already am.
iin fact ii just po2ted two try and get my2elf a new be2t friiend.

[corpseparties]

oh sollux
you know thats only going to make him angry all over again

[twin_armageddons]

yeah, but kiinda don't care.

[corpseparties]

alright just try not to take it too far okay?
you guys dont seem to have too much in the way of backup if you decide to try and not work together

[twin_armageddons]

better hope he realiize2 how 2tupiid he ii2 beiing then.