Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[OH GOD HORRORTERROR except hey she doesn't seem too bad this time.

So he is 0k. For now at least.]

wwhat no
i totally told you my name i remember
you wwouldnt givve me yours wwithout me handin mine ovver first

[controledfreak]

You did?

Huh.

Guess you just weren't that memorable. You should try harder next time.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww yeah ok wwant me to set off a fuckin firewworks display an light up the night sky wwith my name in sparks next time
its eridan

[controledfreak]

I remembered. I was pulling your tentacle.

[She giggles, and the air laughs with her again.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[A pause.

Unfortunately he lacks a sense of humor.]

right
i get it wwas a joke but for the record i dont got a tentacle to pull

[controledfreak]

I could fix that if you like?

[No she can't.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah you knoww wwhat im fine the wway i am
fins an all
no need for tentacles here ok youre the horroterror here you just keep doin the tentacle thing an ill keep doin the seadwwellin troll thing an wwe can call it some bullshit semblance a harmony or balance or wwhatevver wwhich wway youre inclined wwordly speakin

note to self: regular-point script text is NOT LEGIBLE

[controledfreak]

[she laughs again]

I think I like you.

Heh, it's ok.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He isn't even sure if that's a good thing...]

wwell i can safely say youre the best horrorterror i evver had the experience a talkin to i guess

[And the only......]

Re: Heh, it's ok.

[controledfreak]

Like I need your approval.

[Despite the tone and facial expression. The light around the little terror gets just a little bit brighter.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i get that
i got leagues a people sayin this or that a wwhat they think a me an i alwways just figure wwhy the fuck should i care
unwwarranted self importance literally all ovver the place

[controledfreak]

[Oh, and now the lights dim again. gj, Eri D:]

Who are you saying possesses unwarranted self importance???

[caligulas_aquarium]

[DAMN GURL temperamental much

not that he can say anything really]

oh come on i didnt mean YOU
if anythin gettin all wworked up ovver passin remarks not evven aimed at you are a surefire wway to make a guy thing you sure got it

[controledfreak]

[Point to me one horrorterror that's emotionally stable. And if Gl'bgolyb's that one... well..]

[But that remark calmed her down, though now she's pouting.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat are you upset noww or somethin

[controledfreak]

I'm not upset.

[It is visible with anybody with half a brain that she is upset.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

you are clearly upset
trust me i knoww bein upset an actin otherwwise i practically fuckin invvented it
im speakin figurativvely a course but
cmon wwhat the fuck is the big deal i evven SAID i wwasnt talkin about you specific or nothin didnt i

[controledfreak]

Well, when you put it that way, it would be incredibly foolish to be upset.

Which I'm not.

And now I'm even doubly so not upset. Were it to satisfy you to have an answer to your inquiry.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww you are seriously not wwhat i expected for a horrorterror

[controledfreak]

[It's not that she's not used to that. I mean, how many horrorterrors do you know acts as an emissary to another race?]

What were you expecting?

[caligulas_aquarium]

dunno
i wwasnt exactly on any sort a intimate levvel wwith future you so it aint like i kneww wwhat she wwas like either
all i did wwas off a buncha marine life so often enough to feed her
you
wwhatevver
so i nevver gavve it any sorta thought

Hover over the bouncing Horroricon for a quick translation o/

[controledfreak]

Expectations assume preconceived notions. If I failed to achieve them, that makes them definable enough to be given form.

At least partially.

It's the one of the most basic qualities of order. In order to bring order to chaos one must be able to identify it as an immovable object governed by rules. Only then can consistency be observed.

What, then, were your prior assessments of what I was to be, and how did I fail to achieve them?

\o/

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont knoww at least i assumed an eldritch monstrosity wwouldnt be so touchy

[controledfreak]

I'm not touchy.

We have been down this path before. It is becoming tedious.

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright fine WWHATEVVER
if youre so not so touchy then wwhat the fuck do YOU wwanna talk about cause im comin up a blank here